Anybody?

tits or gtfo

> russian 2ch.ru

Fail. Too fail.

>>1371439
i am male (not post) lol

>>1371446
why??

  ∴
∴  ∴

here your request

>>1371469
i am serious.

Also,
 ∴
∴ ∴

>It is 11:40 now at Paris

Proof stp.

>>1371503
  ∴
∴ ∴
selfix

почему у него время всего на час отстает от нашего?

>>1371525
Потому что фейл.

>>1371506
WTF??
How i must do proof of time lol? Proofpic of clolck? it is stupid.

>It is 11:40 now at Paris
>now at Paris
>at

Recently I started to like covering myself in stale feces and masturbating. Almost every morning I walk around my neighborhood with a large garbage bag and collect all the crap I see. It takes a whole day to get two bags full of shit. But it all pays off when I come home after a hard day, go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water and... pour all the crap into the bathtub. And then I masturbate, imagining that I'm being devoured by all the feces. All in all, I think, that poo has its own mind, each pile of shit has its own family, place, feelings, we shouldn't just flush them down the toilet, we should take care of them, talk to them, pet them... And you know what, I had a wonderful dream while lying in the bathtub yesterday, I dived into the sea and it turned into shit, fish, seaweed, jellyfish, everything turned into poo, even Allah himself.

>>1371525
гугл франция часовой пояс лол

>>1371417

>>whats time in your place

00.48

Russian guy

>>1371554
my eng is bad, sry

>>1371548
Yes it is. Since it's 10:50 in Paris now. Also, parle-nous francais, huh?

>>1371565

>Russian gay

ffgj

>>1371565
oooo russian guy Ivan? nice to (m)eat u

www.fitness.lv
:3 yay

It's 21:53 in Britan lol...but i'm russian. Can you post some good french loli?

>>1371604
pic unrelated or what u are meaning else?

HELO UKRAIN PROSTITUTE

>>1371596
lol summer time :3

>>1371417 Proof your document! we have many fat trolls, and now i whant proof.
Блять,незнаю нихуя инглишь. Попросите его доказать что он иностранец.

Time: 0:53 Moscow

В этом треде латыш, пытающийся казаться европейцем, эпично соснул хуйца.
c: yow

>>1371417

>>whats time in your place

Time for pic related.

>>1371610
no sry, cp is banned in france
is it unbanned in russia??

>>1371650
СУКА ИДИОТ ЧИТАЙ ТРЕД
он не баба, так то

>>1371601
No, it's Russian Guy Puzduk from derevnya Small Dick. You know.
In Paris good girls. Good girls. I know. Yeah. Mmm. Yeah. Good girls. Yah. Mmm. Yeah.

>>1371644
Exactly. Post some prove pics from your place. Or GTFO. Go outside and make a photo of smth. NOW!!

>>1371664 yeap!

2-ch.ru/cp

>>1371644
у них нет паспортов лол, как доказать права разве что

>>1371642
U retarded? http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/city.html?n=195

>>1371664
yeah, any russian guy can have own loli for individual use.
and large amount of cp in the world originally maked by russian bitards.

proof or u troooolololo ,quik i said!

>>1371702

с хуя ли нет?

Lemme guess - no one gives a fug?

>>1371702 Скажи пусть газету с пруфами сфоткает сегодняшную или вчерашнюю, похуй.

>>1371664

No CP in France? So sad.
Also, do you have any good pics?

>>1371737
cool :3

ALSO, guys wait some time, i will do proofs.

>>1371702
Есть у них EuropeanUnion документы, инфа 100%.

>>1371743
Так у них только для заграна нужен паспорт, нахуй им в обычное время не в такой же деревне жиут как в сраной рашке

timezone tells us that op is just ukrain slut, not french one

proofs, bldjad, proofs!

its easy, just anything, like metro ticket, grocery reciept, newspaper, maybe ur snack(make shure its not baltika9 and kirieshki)
i usually do so
LA-kun

>>1371767
Sweet, we'll wait...try to involve your dick on pictures.

Wait all!!! Sarkozi. And Bruny. Where they? You know? Anybody?

>>1371799
Unfotunately his picrelated tells us he's a latvian slut, not ukrainian.

>>1371773
Что за перцы на пикче?

>>1371808

>LA-kun

poor thing
SF-kun

>>1371773
Oo ya, nice! I know joke about BBPE (am i right in transcription?), good guys!

>>1371813

все сходится

>>1371808
блять а если у него фотика то нету лол? :)

>LA
>SF
>Paris

We on russian board huh?

>>1371845
You both prove it!
GB-kun

>>1371808

>bldjad
>LA-кун

С каких пор Омск - ЛА? Наркоман штоле, писать французу блджад.

>>1371881
NO U!

>>1371811

Yes, I heard about them. They are USA pornstars, aren't?

DC2-kun

ITT Semen Semenov and his sluts. STOP IT!

>>1371808

>make shure
>LA

FAIL

>>1371417

EPIC FAIL. I'm in Frankfurt, and it is THE SAME timezone. it's 11:04 p.m. now.

>>1371903
Some ways :3

We have CP in Russia, we can fuck anybody even 1 year child, we drink vodka, fuck loli, and sing with the bears on our streets.

>>1371845
i spent like 2 weeks in SF,
nice, butfuckin gays so gays
LA-kun

>>1371936
Did someone say "shure"?

>>1371943
just say something deutsch

make a photo of anything or GTFO

>I am french

<- whats this?

TITS OR GTFO

>>1371989
it is unrelated pic

>>1371958

Hm. Can we fuck a 1-year-old bear?

>>1371871

>блять а если у него фотика то нету лол? :

i have no as well, and fucking school cancer was more then happy("ololo trolololo")
but then i realized that i have webcam and shcolota sucked dick at epic scale
LA-kun

>>1371961
It's fuckin cold now here in summers though!
LA is ok to visit in fact but not the city I would like to live in - crowded, pretentious, and impossible to get around without a car.
SF-kun

>>1371846
You absolutely miss the point of transcription. What do you mean BBPE? Beat Boy Per Enus?

>>1371958
We have CP in Russia, we can fuck anybody even 1 year child, we drink vodka, fuck loli, sing with the bears on our streets and suck cocks.

>>1372019
yes why not!!!! But they are mad when we do that!!

>>1371997

Лягушатник/тролль написал же, что он не баба >>1371457.

Proof or GFTO, вот что надо постить.

>>1372054
our old bears likes to fuck loli-bears too

nice child fuck

>>1372042
Beat Womens On Face

>>1371883

>С каких пор

do u consume substances?
where do u see any french fags?
LA-kun

here u are, bustards

also, papers are forged
LA-kun

>>1372050>>1372054>>1372089

all your bears are belong to us

>>1372022
Have you ever been taught to use bloody articles, you daft cunt? God, make me unsee it. I'm ashamed of people like you ITT.

dick or GTF0 :3

Hi again! Some joke! :)

>>1372054

>But they are mad when we do that!!

Even the loli-bears? :(

>>1372148
Не имеется ли этого пака ? Буду очень признателен.

>>1372024

> crowded,

are u talking aboot LA, friend?
its nothing like center of SF(espesially at evenings)

>>1372089

Those are pedo-bears IRL

>>1372042
in russian it is smthing about beat girls on the face (my bad english =/)
And in russian it is written like BBPE or smthing about.

>>1372138
U missed somethin in my post, u bloody twat?

Also, i havent anytnig near, but there is a paper from "snickers snack size". Have you the same in russia? I could scan it like a proff if u want.

>>1372148
Да, двач — анимешная борда для девочек.

>>1372107
«Excuse me, how much watch?»
«Near six».
«Such much?»
«For whom how…»
«MGIMO finished?»
«Ask!…»

я такого адового пиздеца еще не встречал

>>1372243

There is no window, LOL?

>>1372131
LA-kun go away

OP

>>1372131
>>1372189
Well, at least no CONSTANT traffic jams!

>>1372243
we both know that u lies(pezdish), so try harder

>>1372274
i have only scanner =/

>>1372171
Выложу..оплата по твоему уразумению.

>>1372242
Look at this, shithead:

>bustards
>forged
>aboot
>espesially

How dare you even write in English then, eh?

>>1372311

FAIL

>>1372131
also, what the fuckin shitpaper do u post here? it is ur proof?

>>1372314

>>1372159
also it is mine

OP

>>1372299
i dunno, have no car. lol

also, it looks like, brother, that we are the only real here, and therefore we feed trolls
LA

>>1372337
it is truth

>>1372361

According you post you are from France. But I have small doubt. I think you fat russian schoolboy wich imagine that he's a thin troll.

>>1372379

>>1372311

U can scan today or yesterday newspaper with 'sup' then.

>>1372314
а нельзя ли соус ?

Sister of night
When the hunger descends
And your bodys a fire
An inferno that never ends
An eternal flame
That burns in desires name

Sister of night
When the longing returns
Giving voice to the flame
Calling you through flesh that burns
Breaking down your will
To move in for the kill

Oh sister, come for me
Embrace me, assure me
Hey sister, I feel it too
Sweet sister, just feel me
Im trembling, you heal me
Hey sister, I feel it too

Sister of night
In your saddest dress
As you walk through the light
Youre desperate to impress
So you slide to the floor
Feeling insecure

Sister of night
With the loneliest eyes
Tell yourself its alright
Hell make such a perfect prize
But the cold light of day
Will give the game away

Oh sister, come for me
Embrace me, assure me
Hey sister, I feel it too
Sweet sister, just feel me
Im trembling, you heal me
Hey sister, I feel it too

>>1372391
Все.Сам ищу подобное.:3

sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage sage

>>1372413
а нет,еще одна...

>>1372387
no

>>1372401
do you have any newspaper in your home? :) me2

OP

>>1372367
Oh cmon, the french troll was too obvious since the very beginning. I was simply, like, pleased to find someone else from CA over here, bro!

>>1372417
лол школота думает что сагой она опускает тред

Кажется, я становлюсь фурфагом. Раньшее мне очень нравились нариованные няки, а сейчас вот настоящие.

>>1372320

>forged
>aboot

and what wrong with it, my well-read friend?
LA

>>1372442

Yes, and a lot. In Germany they deliver a couple of tons of spam and free local newspapers per week.

Also, you can scan your dick with 'sup'. At least, it won't be that boring.

>>1372474
He is from Canada.

>>1372354

>also, what the fuckin shitpaper do u post here? it is ur proof?

yep, whats wrong with it, my envious little friend?

Oh c'mon russian anonymous! You are stupid and lazy peoples!

>>1372501
real french dick!!!!!! lol i want to see it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>1372552

бля, меня достало чтение этой хуиты

Yo Grandpa so fat that he's half Scottish, half Irish and half American

>>1372446

>pleased to find someone else from CA over here, bro

and me too, infa as usually

>>1372472
Не,рисованные-кавайнее...а в реале мне трапы нравятся.
алсо,дватиречик-прибежище извращенцев всех мастей,чему я рад:3

>>1372552

>You are stupid and lazy peoples!

>>1372502
well-done

>>1372589

1372552 - its not mine

>>1372631
А не пиздищь?

>>1372631
and not mine as well

>>1372552
you see, our true 2ch.ru was closed by our evil goverment(ZOG) so we have to hang out on this fake board witch is full of trolls, kids and idiots!!!!

>>1372652
and not a goldmine

>>1372668

And we basically are trolls, kids and idiots.

>>1372675

Петросян.жпг

>>1372474
Your inability to construct grammatically correct sentences encapsulates total stupidity, you little mug. I hope some Grammar Nazi will find you and kill you in your sleep.
Cheers.

>>1372446
so lets scheme some CA-related activities itt, ant troll local school boys.

yesterday they cut half of my shifts anyways, so i have plenty of time so far
LA

>>1372644

not understand =/

>>1372691
what a shame!!!

>>1372742
спасибо, я старался

>>1372552

> Oh c'mon russian anonymous! You are stupid and lazy peoples!

This is racist and will not be tolerated on this board. This is your last warning. If you don't stop, you'll be subject of legal prosecution, which, according to Russian laws may result in up to 5 years in prison and unlimited fine for you.

>>1372747
fuck out you litlle cunt. facepalm.jpg

>>1372753

Well, I'm a troll. So the rest is yours, guys.

>>1372746
NO we have grammar-bear!!! you know

>>1372767

Tolerast detected!

>>1372631>>1372652
Not! It's you! Don't trying argue about this!

>>1372798
Russian swine detected

>>1372829

Unrussian swine detected.

>>1372747

>CA-related activities

Like, surfing?
SF

>>1372798
Anal russian patriot detected! You stupid fuck! And you go fire in the hell!

>>1372854

>Unrussian

Bollocks. You are even more stupid than I thought.

>>1372829
>>1372854
>>1372798
Holy war in this thread? No way!

DC2-kun

>>1372879

You say "Russian patriot" as if it was something bad.

>>1371417
WTF???

OP

>>1372901

>>1372905
as if it were, а не as if it was
когда же вы долбоебы малолетние английский выучите

>>1372746
good bye, sweet prince, u r dull.
(and, as it was shown above, u r envious which is the Sin )

>>1372933

Dick or GTFO!

>>1372905
Russian patriot must die painfully and long as possible.

>>1372974

Всем похуй, ты понял.

>>1372905-кун

БЛДЖАД ХАРОШ
ИНОСТРАНЕЦ ЗДЕСЬ ТОЛЬКО ОП НЕ СТРОЙТЕ ПРИДУРКОВ ИЗ СЕБЯ
c:loll

>>1373000

LOL, national minority representative detected.

>>1371417
hey bitch, whazzup

>>1372858

>Like, surfing?

no, im thinking aboot "CA shodka"
LA

>>1372974
I lol'd. Mad english speakers ITT.
Also, I heard someone said 'bollocks'. It's me favourite word, innit

>>1373026

ЛОЛ, с чего ты взял, что оп - иностранец?

Also, this is official Engrish-speaking thread.

>>1372955

No, I don't like orcs, but killing humans is fun.

Sup, french friend. Tell me about situation with turkish and islamic groups, with all those car blowings, riots and so on. Is it true, that ur country is flooded by those bastards?
Also, you can tell us usual, and simple at first sight, things - about weather, ur girlfriend, friends, prices, drugs and shit like this.

>>1373030
Suck my dick you stupid russian alcoholic. Russia must torn to pieces.

>>1373042
В треде же два (даже без половины) анона из Калифорнии, да еще и за 600 км друг от друга. Какая уж тут сходка.
Yet I think there should be moar on 2-ch overall, at least there used to be.
SF

>>1373095

Ahso. Du bist ein kleiner bloeder Russofob der zu viel judische Blogger vie Werbitzky gelest hat...

>>1373051
Блядь он же пруфы показывал долбаеба кусок!

>>1373145
Лол, где?

>>1373145

ROFL. Пусть лучше хуй покажет, чем такие пруфы.

>>1373079
there are everywhere turkish and islamic guys
french people dont know what to do with those pigs
also my brother was hurted in fight wis arabian man last week

OP

>>1373160
ладонь же!

>>1373199

ЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫЫ настоящий французский ладонь!

>>1373176
Вот тут же показывал:
>>1371683

Это его действительно. Я знаю.

>>1373160 >>1373176
там документы же были его

>>1373096
its just a new trend to announce aboot regional skhodkas, so we have to support somehow(no need to show up there)

so we have 2 anons, and we need only 1.5 more, to have adequqte skhodka

also, i(accidentally) particcipated in anon meetings in SF and SanDiego
LA

>>1373141
Werbitzky is usual libertarian. I'm jew and I work on the ZOG.

>>1373183 Hell, I hope hell be ok soon. then tell something bout tourself

>>1373231

Где? Какие документы? :)

>>1372457

Телепат? с чего ты решил что я так думаю?

>>1373231

>там документы же были его

даже два раза.
из чего стало ясно что он живет в провинции Лё КалифорнИ

>>1373244

Du und deine Werbitzky sind zwei Stucke judlicher Scheisse.

>>1373270
отому что ты же уебак ведь

>>1373183

>also my brother was hurted in fight wis arabian man last week

yes, yes. your brother dies by overdose of this shit, you know.
also, it's not an english, it's russian english, so fuck off

>>1373271
это не те, там выше были вроде, после ладони

>>1373237

>also, i(accidentally) particcipated in anon meetings in SF and SanDiego

4chan's, you mean? Or old 2ch's?
SF

>>1373321
wht??
i told that my eng is bad and i dont want spent too much energy to write correct so suck your cock ang go away

>>1373296

Wut? Newfags can't post "ß"?

>>1373183
LOL, french skinhead. French people is offends!!!11 France rise of the kheel!!!11

Oh hi, OP. Let's speak francais :3

>>1373358

Don't care. 'SS' is officially allowed when no German keyboard around.

Ok, legion. I am sry, but i must go into my bed :)
Try to save thread, plz. Bump it, ok?

thx, OP

>>1373365

Shut up, shavka.

>>1373394
ты сраный тролль. Съебываешь сразу, как только я предлагаю поговорить на французском.

>>1373382
Bien sûr, comme vous le souhaitez.
Mais la prochaine fois :)

>>1373047
strait up g, yo?

>>1373394 Translate it - Оп, зря ты попросил бампать тред. Не знаю как на 4чане, но по утрам у нас пиздец. Не советую суда попасть.
c:shure

Je deystvitelnopora aller, désolé.

your OP :3

>>1373347

>4chan's, you mean? Or old 2ch's?

4chan i think. i met then accidentally .
i just took some pics with them and thats it.
i was always on rush on those time, cause worked on the boat

>>1373435

>Op, you asked for nothing bampat trade. I do not know how to 4chane, but in the morning we pizdets. Do not advise the court to go.

//transleted

i didn't understand at all =/

I am absolutely horrified by the complete lack of English language skills that both Americans and Slavs possess. It is completely and utterly intolerable to read such threads where the glorious language of the good Queen Elizabeth (of the Royal and most esteemed House of Windsor) is shamelessly abused and wretchedly mutilated. However, I have not given up hope and will not fly the white flag (a most foul and odious trait that our continental brethren oft succumb to after we have bested them in combat). Instead, I will stand defiant, and hope to God almighty, and pray ceaselessly for the intercession of Saint George, defender of the immortal Realm of the United Kingdoms of England, Scotland, Wales and Ireland, that in your ranks, there is a Slav of immense intellect, who has mastered all the intricacies of the English language and will reply post haste to quash my fears. Please, by the Grace of God, let this Slavic gentleman step forward!

ok, now i am really away
OP

>>1373435
А что у нас по утрам-та?
Ньюфаг

>>1373479
you are... FRENCH??? god, you piss me off...

>>1373479

Verpiss dich, Arschloch!

>>1373441

>deystvitelnopora
>действительно пора.

Такой толстоты и faila с переводчиком я не видел давно.

>>1373504

He is a copypaste.

>>1373479

>I am absolute

i finished to read here

je ne comprend pas, est-le un troll? or not?
полиглот-кун

>>1373457

>worked on the boat

Huh! Sounds cool.

>>1373545
:D
OP

>>1373564
Please elaborate, good sir, for I cannot see any grammatical errors in my post.

>>1373504
How did you reach that conclusion? I am perplexed.

>>1373475
bampat trade = bump thread
pizdets = it's like... pizdets, i dunno, it's equal atomic blast of bomb full of shit

>>1373547
oh shi~!
now-i-hide.jpg

>>1373547
You, sir, are a scoundrel for questioning the authenticity of my post.

блядь это ты мудило, заводишь треды типа "привет я с форчана, и вам через 25 минут пиздец" а сам потом сваливаешь через 15 минут, со словами "у вас 10 минут а я съебываю"?? ты сука небось irl очкастый прыщавый задрот! думаешь можешь меня дразнить да? прикидываться тянами, троллить? так вот сука, я тебя найду и покараю, и зой мне в этом поможет! так то, понял!

>>1373574

>Huh! Sounds cool.

and it was cool.
also, we had a dry-dock in SF

>>1373589

> for I cannot see any grammatical errors in my post.

as well as i cannot see any sense в подобных сраных высерах

>>1373681

>errors
>errors
>errors
>errors
>errors

>>1373681
>>1373681
You are completely incorrect if you believe that I am at fault. Also, how dare you give instruction to me on my own language, you illiterate Slavic mongrel! Did your mother not teach you basic, fundamental manners? Shame on you, wretch.

>>1373661
лол, ты помнишь тот тред?ахахах.
Это не он, уверяю.
проходивший-мимо-оп-того-треда

>>1373756
do u familiarized with БЕЗНОГNM theory already?

>>1373661

Да, это я, мудило.

>>1373800

Ах ты сука!

>>1373807
Could you please explain it to me?

>>1371417 suck my dick and cocks , please

>>1373847
no, i just mad 1st steps on this theory.

>>1373847
it is very simple. it tells that french (all of them) do suck cocks.

>>1373879
Oh well, I wish you luck on completing your theory.

>>1373807
LEGLЭSS

>>1373903
This comes as no surprise. As an Englishman, I simply loathe the French. It's genetic, you see.

>>1373916

>Oh well, I wish you luck on completing your theory.

tnx, but it will never happen during my lifitime.
its too complicated

>>1373962
glory glory hallejah

here bomb! fuck you!

>>1374048
qui