>>54082731
иди нахуй, понаехали бялть
>>54083024
sorry?
my google translator cant translate this well
HEEEEEEY GUUUUUUYS
HEEEEEEELP ME MADAFUCKASSSSSSSS
>>54083497
слишком толсто, иди на пони дрочи
>>54083146
>Who im?
Hui prostoi.
>How cost to live in Moscow for 1 week/1 month
1k+ rub
>What price for rent a flat?
15k++
>Where I can rent a car for month
Are you ahuel bidlo?
>What cell-phone operator is cheapest? Where I can buy a sim-card? What price for it? What I need for it?
Go to metro-market. There you can find "Hacha Ebanogo". He can sell sim-card at 200+ rub.
>Someone from Bauman University can be my friend and help me first time to live in Moscow.
All there or HIKKAN ili SHKOLNIK EBANII. We cannot help you
Greating, sosai
How the hell have you managed to enter a Russian uni without getting a dorm? Is it even possible?
>>54083652
my father is a mayor of my city
>>54082731
sorry man, but i think you should try to contact with University forum first. Try to find foreign people there, they shall have relevant info about areas comfortable for foreigners near Bauman University.
Keep calm and wait for some time - serious adult Anons will come later.
>>54083568
проиграл
>>54083568
>Are you ahuel bidlo?
dont know what it means
>Go to metro-market. There you can find "Hacha Ebanogo". He can sell sim-card at 200+ rub.
write adress of this shop pls
>>54082731
>ow cost to live in Moscow for 1 week/1 month (this question about prices for food)
about $150 for food only if you can cook for yourself
>Bauman University says that they dont have a place in campus for me
Sounds like bullshit, they have dormitories even for those who pay for education(however i don't know anything about foreign students programs)
>Where I can rent a car for month
There are a lot places where you can rent a car. But it is not a good idea. Traffic is fucking horrible. Small streets many cars. And you will have to pass an exam for russian licence, it will be difficult if you don't speak russian.
>What cell-phone operator is cheapest
Price are almost equal. Doesn't really matter.
>Where I can buy a sim-card
everywhere
>What price for it?
free(4$ prepaid cost 4$)
>>54082731
Are you homo? we could rent together :3
>>54083719
>sorry man, but i think you should try to contact with University forum first. Try to find foreign people there, they shall have relevant info about areas comfortable for foreigners near Bauman University.
thnx a lot
give me a forum adress!
>>54083804
GO HELL PLS
>>54082731
This board is for morons and schoolkids, you should ask on dobrochan.com
>>54083811
http://baumanka.ru/forum/
it's in Russian completely
>>54083944
>dobrochan.com
oh thanks
show me in what board make my thread
>>54083811
http://baumanka.ru/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=1
Use Google site translator.
>>54083772
>dont know what it means
I said: Are you ahuel bidlo ebanoe?
>write adress of this shop pls
Any transition in the metro. (PICK)
>>54082731
толсто зелено, видно рашкинский стиль построения предложений. уж не говорю про банальные ошибки с артиклями.
мимосшпкун
>>54082731
proofs?
>>54084100
в европах ангельский только немцы нормально знают.
this is a board especially for students and about uni life
2ch.hk/un/
>>54084074
what means "ahuel bidlo ebanoe"?
ok thanks. this shops are in all metro-stations?
or not? they need my passport scans? can i pay with my visa? can i attach my visa account with balance simcard? my bank is LACAIXA
>>54084167
слыш ты бля чё ахуел у миня друг поляк на англ ваще пизда шпилит заебцом)))
>>54084252
Firsty you need give to our PROOF what you spanish, not russian zelenii.
>>54084297
i realy happy to know that you have a girlfriend in poland with good vagina!
but im not from Poland im from Spain
>>54084377
how can i proof? i dont want to show my IP
>>54084486
Post the scan of your passport's cover with sup/date.
>>54084252
>ahuel bidlo ebanoe
this is like "are you fucking retarded, aren't you, motherfucker?"
be careful there. It's not a "metro-station", it's usual underground passage. Do not give your passport to ANYONE there, as well as do not pay with VISA. Cards are OK at supermarkets or normal shops. No need to attach your account to the SIMcard, just by a voucher for instant telephone account balance recharge.
>>54083146
Something about your mom
>>54084486
Just go there >>54083944 and make a thread in /b/ if you are not a troll. Here are no people that can help you.
I'm not sure that you can find any help there because this board is only for worst russian people.
>>54084425
> you have a girlfriend in poland with good vagina!
Ну тут я проиграл.
>>54082731
Pero bueno, primero dígame si quieres obtener la educación práctica o teorética, de ello partirémos con los consejos, ¿vale?
>>54084802
*dime
autofijo
>>54084486
It is easy. Take felt-tip pen then write at forehead "SUP /b/ ya bidlo" then apply. Ofcrose passport will close your face. Or something like it.
>>54084802
No.
Chupe pene, paletos.
>>54082731
Is it true that spanish guys like gay sex? I've seen a lot of gay porn with hot spanish men and it's great!
SI SI MAMASITA PERKE POR FAVOR PUTO TACO BURRITO MIERDA DINERO
>>54084989
Lel, deduzco que no eres el OP por ustedear echando tacos. Vete al carajo.
>>54083707
well, what are you looking for in Russia? Why not Europe or USA or China?
Mini Proof
Spanish food from my refrigerator
This is Jamon - Spanish meat
And my milk chocolate
>>54085145
Coño, ¡qué escribas acá en español siqiuera una cosita!
>>54082731
I EBAL YOUR MAMA PIdAR
>>54085145
Can you make photo of your room and outside of window? Wanna see some spanish streets.
>>54085141
Pierdol się, skurwysynu!
>>54085145
too bad.
>>54085145
Гля, посоны, петурдик вырвался в Европку и траллит нас.
Passport cover or GTFO you are russian scum.
>>54085145
Hi,i can help you,if you will fuck me every day (i am 18/gay)
>>54085145
I want to see your huge spanish hardon!
>>54085298
> Pierdol
Пердоль-пердоль.
>>54085346
I'm first!
>>54085371
Ты совсем уёбок? Не можешь в языки?
>>54085346
Hmm, can i see you? I too gay.
>>54085423
Могу.
>>54082731
OP - PUTA
>How cost to live in Moscow for 1 week/1 month (this question about prices for food)?
1 big mac - 3 dollars
1 cup of coffee - 3-15 dollars
1 kilo of pork - 10 dollars
>What price for rent a flat? Bauman University says that they dont have a place in campus for me.
from 1100 dollars in moscow, from 500 dollars 20km outside
>Where I can rent a car for month? And what be a price?
expensive because not popular
>What cell-phone operator is cheapest? Where I can buy a sim-card? What price for it? What I need for it?
all the same, every shopping center, forein passport
>>54085346
>Hi,i can help you,if you will fuck me every day (i am 18/gay)
NO!!!!!
i love girls. and i realy love russian girls. my dream to fuck some russian girls, my friend was in russia last year (tourism) and he said that russian are like prostitutes, they agree to fuck for free everythere everytime.
this is the biggest plus thats why i go to russia
but i fucked your weather and other
>>54082731
ESCRIBE TODO LO MISMO EN EL ESPAÑOL, ¡MARICÓN!!11
>>54085493
Allez vous faire foutre, enculé.
>>54085346
Fucking russian gays. Why youre don't live girls?
OP, remember, you are Pidar in Russia, if anyone asks who you are, just say that you are Pidaras, and people will like you
>>54085568
Guys blow better.
Привет, Катюха))0 Пишу с майорки купил вот себе мяса, шоколадку и текилу на баре спиздил в отеле)) завтра поедем на пляж купаться ну а вечером хз чо, посморим) класно тут не повериш совсем по другому все ыыы) ну довай до связи кароче, а то мне тут пора шоколадки фоткать и гугл транслейт ебаный лагает постоянно (
>>54085740
Ага привет, ну ты, эт, па пробую промт! В прошлый раз мне помогло, а как переводит! Загляденье.
>>54082731
If you're real spanish, you could just go into 4chan's /int/, i guess they'd tolerate you much more. If you're real spanish, you can add me in skype, i'll try to answer some of your questions. If you want to, just answer me here.
you don't need moscow
you can rent in towns like Reytov, Lubertsy or Balashiha cheaper and not far from univercity
>>54085719
this is a board of homosexuals
>>54082731
How it is, to be untermensch?
>>54085873
I know you wanna jerk off with OP!
>>54085936
Fuck it. Why i be there? I hate all homo like you.
ЧТД: ОП-хуй, очень толстый хуй
>>54084802 >>54085141 - Переводчик-кун.
>>54085936
mizulinach you
>>54086021
But you fuck with spanish boys
>>54086034
Бля, а я думал не догадаются уже)))
>>54082731
you need lots of money to afford car and separate flat rental in Moscow
OP, remember, HACH's are your best friends and you are Pidar
>>54085899
you forgot about Mytichi.
Wtf is going on in this thread. OP fag but.. welcome to Russia, good weather, pretty girls and no assholes at midnight in Moscow. Mwuahahaha.
>>54086141
Ананим-лигивон бдит!
>>54082731
Are you retarded or something? No one will go to Russia to study anything. Our system of education is peace of shit. Only niggers in africa have worst education than russians. Why you really want to go to Russia? Wanna be gay-whore?
OP is a fag. INFA STO PROTSENTOV
>>54085145
In my fridge Dr. Pepper, Hershey bar, Jack Daniels bottle, burrito and still amma not murrican. Here some Cola for u!
>>54086306
Обучение в рашке и на украине в разы дешевле чем заграницей, к нам на Украину в мед универ мигрируют индусы и нигеры - все на фармацевтов учаться и потом валят на родину варить синий мет
>>54082731
Chupar polla?
>>54084723
GOOD MAN ITT!
>>54086398
Here are some dicks for ya)))) AZZAZA YA TRALL
>>54086496
Ладно нигеры и индусы, испашка вроде цивилизованная страна, европка, там рашкообразование разве котируется?
>>54086308
бля ебнный ты долбоёб
ты хоть знаешь что за флаг на фоне этого текста?
долбоёб
>>54086648
Нет, ОП хуй.
>>54086306
Someone maybe still young or have no better choice, or whatever. Seen a lot of stupid foreigners who asked "why you aren't drinking vodka everywhere?". But someone wants to see this land. Not to see people. Just land. Why not?
>>54086713
Один затраллен)00
>>54086713
Как будто это я рисовал. Знаю, что не Испании.
>>54086306
Spain is almost as shitty, as rushka
mimoprohodil
>>54086648
получить диплом европейского стандарта можно при выпуске из вуза, но нужен загран паспорт. Главное чтобы вуз был государственным
thank's a lot for the answers!
BE HAPPY!
Pidor. Guy from Spain
>>54082731
Do you like suck dicks?
>>54082731
OP, tell me about Spanish people. Do they hate, despise and weant to leave their country as much as Russians?
>>54087042
САК МАЙ ДИК ГРИНГО
>>54082731
FAQ you
>>54087042
Sure! I'm from Spain I'm from Spain. Sorry brat, no spanish language known ну ты меня понял мазафакер. Тред полон хуйни.
>>54086306
>peace of shit
>Why you really want to go to
> have worst education
>>54082731
why the fuck should you go in Moskow, there are the better places in Russia.
piss all over them, scum fuckers!
>>54082731
Hello, thi is board for gays. Go to 4chan if you are normal guy.
>>54082731
I ll go fuc yo moze in az--------:D
Ebin
>>54087633
A U FROM FORCHAN?
>>54086306
>>peace of shit
oh you, warrior!
Go to 4ch anon, here is no use of our hate anyway. There are niggers, fucking brats and my lovely Duke is there.
ПАСТА С ХОХЛОЧАНА, РАСХОДИМСЯ
важко розуміти російську мову для мене, але Google Translate може мені допомогти. їм погано говорять англійською, але я думаю, якщо я буду говорити каталонський або castellian тут, в Росії Рада важко зрозуміти.
Хто IM? Im іспанських підлітків 20 y.o., від Жирони, кат. Анонім з Puertochan і 4chan xoxoxox = \
Чому Im тут? У вересні я піду до Росії, щоб вчитися в університеті Баумана. Одна людина від 4chan порадив мені поставити це питання на дошці, як російська 2ch.hk.
Якщо ви можете - допомогти мені і відповісти на мої запитання
Як варто було жити в Москві протягом 1 тижня / 1 місяць (це питання про ціни на продукти харчування)?
Яку ціну за оренду квартири? Бауманского університету каже, що вони не мають місця в кампусі для мене.
Де я можу орендувати автомобіль протягом місяця? І те, що бути ціна?
Який мобільний телефон оператора є найдешевшим? Де я можу купити сім-карту? Яку ціну за це? Що мені потрібно для цього?
Хтось із Бауманского університету може бути моїм другом і допомогти мені перший час жити в Москві.
Велике спасибі, хлопці!
>>54088209
>їм погано говорять
>20 y.o.
>Як варто було жити
>Бауманского університету каже
>І те, що бути
Нахуй, быдло.
Hey, guy, are you still here?
>>54088819
Is that you again, OP-khuy?
Threag umer.
it is difficult to understand russian for me, but google translate can help me. im badly speak english, but i think if i speak catalan or castellian here, in Russian Board, is hard to understand.
Who im? Im spanish teen 20 y.o., from Girona, CAT. Anonym of Puertochan and 4chan xoxoxox =\
Why im here? In september i will go to Russia to study in university of Bauman. One man from 4chan adviced me to ask this question on russian board like 2ch.hk.
IF YOU CAN - HELP ME AND ANSWER MY QUESTIONS
How cost to live in Moscow for 1 week/1 month (this question about prices for food)?
What price for rent a flat? Bauman University says that they dont have a place in campus for me.
Where I can rent a car for month? And what be a price?
What cell-phone operator is cheapest? Where I can buy a sim-card? What price for it? What I need for it?
Someone from Bauman University can be my friend and help me first time to live in Moscow.
Thanks a lot guys!