я британская, я ответить вопросы
Dolbit normalno?
Почем смеситель для ванной в гниющей нынче?
you suck dick?
Тян?
gtfo britbong
Пили писечку.
Зачем ты гадишь?
Oi m8 I'll bash ya fookin head in ya cheecky cunt I swear on me mum
If you expect anything like adequacy in /po/ you're terribly whong.
Why do all they british womeh have a horse's face?
I don't care who are you. Fuck yorself, faggot.
Why Britain is such a shithole?
adequate по-английски это достаточный, а не адекватный, лалка.
> я британская
Britanskaya what? Whore?
петян
dolbit?
autofellatio
no
:(
что это гадишь?
tell me about it
i know
they say the same about your country
бамп
ставка этот британская довечки
ставка этот британская довечки
What is your class? You went to a private or public school? Is the difference that big?
Да ты прост proxy-faggot? show proofs if you want discussion
>овечки
I've been to many schools, all very different
pic related, driving on left
На флаге твой анус?
Check the "OP" box, please. Also, speak English, any type of english-to-russian machine translation sucks balls and just incomprehensible.
>я ответить вопросы
place of work, education, salary, pol views, thoughts on Cameron premiership
Have u converted to islam already, or are u just planning to do it?
Do you like buckwheat?
Coz if you do, I will find you and I will punish you, pidorakha.
Why'd you come to this den of faggotry? I've no idea who'd willingly talk to a bunch of Russian untermensch scum.
oh yeah, I second that fuccboi, are rumors about London's(and UK in general) horrible islamisation exagerrated or not?
Ты как трактор спиздил?
>buckwheat
With khooytsee at least.
Ты учил русский или используешь переводчик?
Without proofs you are a simple proxyukrainian.
Ты британская что? Не надо мне пиздищ что это так гугл поработал. Я его знаю он так падежи не склонит.
я не люблю британ, сказат к росся лучше
no, my russian just sucks, most spelling is from memory
studying electronics in college, centrist, would call myself a nationalist but I don't like this country or its people
cameron is a cuck, fake conservative
planning to leave this sinking ship
the fuck is buckwheat?
some of you guys are alright...
Давай суп с фоткой английской розетки из своей рязанской квартиры
>the fuck is buckwheat?
It's a favourite dish of all russian chavs and other shit-eaters. You either love it or hate it.
Блин как все просто. А я думал придётся на фоне флагштока фотографироватся.
Je ne comperndre pas tien versione village du Français.
Что ты думать чей сука Крым you fucking cunt?
What's the reason made you to decide to leave?
> сказат к росся лучше
You mean you think russians are better than brits? i have some horrible news for you, lad. Also, to what country do you want to ride to on a red tractor?
Каждый раз, когда вижу муриканский флажок, чувствую себя как тот очкастый жиробас, который домики на гугл-мапс рассматривал. Чому я здесь родился, блеать
оп вот
I'm sure they're exaggerated, I live in a mostly white, Christian country village. But I hear things are not so good elsewhere.
да к все
ayyyy
I meant to say "say why russia is better"
I haven't left, but I have big plans, none of which are doable from here. I need skills, I am considering joining the navy reserves, get paid and learn shit. In the unlikely event of a war against russia, I'll get myself captured and fight on your side, I hate this pathetic corpse of a nation.
I need to live on the pacific coast, hence why I made a thread asking how life in Vladivostok is. I know you russia has problems, but at least you are fixing them, at least your leaders have guts, at least your women are not men.
I'm sure they're exaggerated, I live in a mostly white, Christian country village. But I hear things are not so good elsewhere.
да к все
ayyyy
I meant to say "say why russia is better"
I haven't left, but I have big plans, none of which are doable from here. I need skills, I am considering joining the navy reserves, get paid and learn shit. In the unlikely event of a war against russia, I'll get myself captured and fight on your side, I hate this pathetic corpse of a nation.
I need to live on the pacific coast, hence why I made a thread asking how life in Vladivostok is. I know you russia has problems, but at least you are fixing them, at least your leaders have guts, at least your women are not men.
whoever controls the land, owns it.
Как насчет потрахаться?
Ты думаешь что англичанин поймет русские мемы?
>I need to live on the pacific coast, hence why I made a thread asking how life in Vladivostok is. I know you russia has problems, but at least you are fixing them, at least your leaders have guts, at least your women are not men.
Get a load of this propaganda fed chump. DUDE, THERE IS NO LIFE OUTSIDE OF MOSCOW. PERIOD. EVERYTHING YOU JUST SAID ABOVE IS A LIE AND YOU DUN GOOFD. HOLY SHIT YOU ARE STUPID!
Нет ну что за только непомерно толщины. Можешь раковину сфотографировать?
он тут за рашку так топит, что уж сраный трактор должен знать. пиздец, во Владивостоке жить собрался, ну не ебанат ли.
Ебало завали, дебил. В чем-то толькопроиграл.
понаехал из ВДК в ДС
В дс с мишками в лесу не поебешься, хуле. В чем же ты проиграл, детя ебеней?
I bet this bitch watched RussiaToday too much/
Пидорашка нихуя не знает, пидорашка пиздит. Типикал ситуация для пидорашки, к тому же ещё и Путимир. Макаба шельму метит, так сказать.
>В чем же ты проиграл
В количестве хачей на квадратный метр. В ебическом ритме жизни. Во всратых гейропейских автомобилях, даже блять мажоры всякие ездят на таком лютом говне уровня шкода октавия, что блевать тянет, чисто эстетически мерзко смотреть на это.
tell me about your shitty life then, do you live in a shed and shit in a hole?
I've only ever been to st petersberg, I don't know but there were actually people there. strange
help me understand
what picture?
Find me, you sorry cut, I like buckwheat
охуенные минусы, только первый убедительный.
>В ебическом ритме жизни
Что ты ожидал? Что в мегаполисе люди будут в стиле деревенских пидорах ползать из стороны в сторону? Слышал пословицу "Хочешь жить - умей вертеться?"
Минусы еще будут? Или плюсы Владика? Каково это, жить на отшибе планеты?
To pursue a just barely decent lifestyle(which dropped in quality dramatically for the past 2 years) I have to engage in criminal activities and risk my freedom every day. Either that or a subpar job as a waiter/smartphone seller. And that's in Moscow, most people barely get by outside of Msk or St P.
> Минусы еще будут?
Погода хуйня ебаная. Грязь и говно. Во Владике хоть и морозно, но этой дрисни нет в таких количествах по весне.
> Или плюсы Владика? Каково это, жить на отшибе планеты?
Ну скажем так, после саммита АТЭС, когда нам захуярили новый кампус для ДВФУ на о.Русском, построили пиздатые мосты, новый аэропорт и самый длинный вантовый мост в мире, жить стало во многом пизже. Плюс пидорнули вороватого губера и на его место пришло хоть и едро, но нормальное едро, которое ездит по региону и регулярно встречается с жителями, записывает всякие жалобы и потом выполняет, конкретно во Владивостоке. Как в других населенных пунктах я хз. Из минусов отсутствие нормальной работы разве что. Зато миллиард кафешек всяких, официантом проще простого устроиться.
Хуи сосёшь?
kill russians, isis is russian oil price control project
женский род. кого ты хочешь наебать, скот ебаный. все кто повёлся - ебаное быдло
Vladivostok looks bretty good tbh, as I said, need to live on the pacific, will check other places.
ты жизнь в владивостоке?
я не скажет секс
Oh my fucking god, Thats him! Жирослав Адольфович! Please, share your wisdom with us!
Sieg heil!И пшел нахер хохол
> ты жизнь в владивостоке?
I left it in 2015. Moved to Moscow.
And btw you will more likely see picrelated on a daily basis in Vladivostok, not your pic.
what's it like to live there? is it easy to find a job? are the women good?
Слева вверху твой гугл акк?
Как там в Праге? Пидорашек много? Жизнь есть? Стоит трактор заводить?
народ на белорусов похож. ну ток пидорашьего душка меньше. вполне неплохо. славяне всё ж.
Still good enough to live, residential areas are nothing like those near the sea I'm sure.
Not exactly a shithole.
нет, моя зовут не юри
> what's it like to live there?
Just a common Russian city. Not a shithole but not a big city anyway. There are couple of interesting places and even decent rich night clubs to visit. But the lifestyle is pretty average and not luxury.
> is it easy to find a job?
It depends on many factors. First of all there is no need in engineers and other STEM stuff here. You either work at a low-tier job such as waiter or clerk or get paid really well working as sailor. 2 main options. Life is not cheap though. Some things are even more expensive than here in Moscow. But housing is much cheaper.
> are the women good?
Women are all the same in Russia. But in Vladivostok you will find more qts who will suck your cock only since you are a foreigner and therefore exotic. Not gold digging whores, just women who love new feelings and people.
У меня были подозрения(по большей части, из-за стиля речи), но не думал, что ты так бездарно спалишься, прокси-поребрик.
>народ на белорусов похож
Охуенно жеж, белорусы пиздатые. Как там с женщинами, как здесь, лучше/хуже? К русским норм относятся? Как с налогами?
no proofs, sosi hui
Чего, блять? Мне тебе паспорт выданный во Владивостоке запруфать или что, даун?
govno
I'm studying a STEM field, I never want to do it for a living though. Being a sailor sounds about right, there's a reason I need to be on the Pacific anyway.
See pic related.
Я про фейко-бриташку, промахнулся постом. Не ругайся.
> Being a sailor sounds about right
You will need to study in Russian marine college then. There is one good in Vladivostok.
Лан тогда.
You stupid whore show outlet not connector
Any less serious jobs at sea? Like fishing perhaps? I don't have time to earn qualifications and such.
happy?
> Like fishing
Industrial fishing still needs qualification I guess.
Are you from KC or from britfa.gs? How did you end up in that hellhole of a place?
Hmm, would navy experience make a difference?
Neither, what's KC?
Nevermind, just realised you meant Krautchan.
hello, sosed! go sosat cock i dolbit anus.
A place where people share their views on different abstract topics, particularly stereotypes about nations and countries, genetics and history. Picrelated is your countrymate who suddenly realised that UK should be wiped of existence after lurking that place.
diaspora?
sosat what?
what about it?
>going on 2ch.hk
>starting for /po/
Newfags, newfags never changes.
Go on thematic board, here you get shit on face only.
sorry-for-my-english-kun
>starting for /po/
Newfags, newfags never changes.
Go on thematic board, here you get shit on face only.
sorry-for-my-english-kun
покормил, да.
Could someone explain how exactly seven years wat led to jewish superiority at Europe?
Why your bydlo looks the same as ours.
такой инглишь нужно лечить. вотербордингом
Why do little white boys act like they are brutal niggers?
Третий слева - охуенный нордид
Presumably European powers spent too much money on their campaigns and needed to loan money from some Jews. I dunno, that whole post was highly questionable tbh.
Hello. How do I move to GB? I am poor cockhole-student which wants to leave this country asap and live happily in GB.
convert to islam
Go fuck yourself, shitty island monkey
>i didn't read the thread - the post
Google Translate? or PROMT?
Your Russian is awful..
Show a little respect and do not try to write in Russian. If you want to talk , write in English . It's easier for you and It will not be so shocked me. Ok?
Pretty strange, I honestly thought that all those mess about the jews started after Rothschild became rich because of Napoleon's Waterloo defeat. Thank you.
Poles would beat you in the streets of London, shouting "WOLYN KURWA!!", better choose Canada.
Sorry, i've had no time for that. I just did poo-poo on your mom.
Honestly, I have already started to sing "Nasheeds" and to kiss the hand of the Lord. What else do I have to do to be accepted as a refugeer?
Fuckin lold
Typical Ukrainian, in the neighboring thread shout "Slava Ukraine! Russkie sosnuli!" and here to wag like a dog, and ask how to get away from Ukraine
I try to be respectful by posting in your language on your board. Most of my Russian is from memory, why do you fuckers have so many words with the same meaning? It's a pain in the ass!
Probably you need
>to kiss the hand of the Queen
This thing always bugs me. Almost everything i read about other cultures is completely different, but, GB, has russian bydlos, or vice versa. My guess is that it's most useful acting pattern when you need dumb force for imperial shit. i read about soviet propaganda, and, they tried to put bydlo soldier and smart officer in one man. RE had the classic two types.
I recall that Netherlands had the largest benefit from the war, giving loans to Britain and Russia
>The British Government had borrowed heavily from British and Dutch bankers to finance the war, and as a consequence the national debt almost doubled from £75 million in 1754 to £133 million in 1763
http://www.taxhistory.org/www/website.nsf/Web/THM1756?OpenDocument
Didn't manage to find a detailed research on it, but that's pretty interesting. Probably that Bernd just pulled it from his arse but still.
Khokols cannot be a refugee. Khohols eat salo.
>Britain
>writing ass and not arse
You ain't Bri'ish ye bloody pretender.
>This thing always bangs me.
The typical russian with a bottle.
>It's a pain in the ass!
special for this :3
No, seriosly. Russian is simple language You just need to know some rules.. But i think, that you are not here to learn Russian, are you?
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Stop eating salo.
I do not eat salo, i swear.
have you seen Jamie Vardy irl?
>ukrainian flag
>i do not eat salo
and stop lying.
No, I don't want to live there.
ayyy, we've become more Americanised since the internet came around
It helps me learn Russian when I have to lookup words and their meaning, plus I get to talk to you guys
who?
He looks like cacoon.
So, are you a herring, after all?
Where r u about in UK?
You don't need to learn russian. It is a shitty, unneeded, almost dead language. Better off begin learning ukrainian.
Why would I be?
Surrey
>Surrey
Are you cuckold?
how do i marry beaituful british girl(like clickflashwhirr, erin birn or many others)?
>tfw no gf
>rose birn
>Why would I be?
You have used the suffix -ая in the OP-post, that's why I asked.
Why you're interested in Russian?
You have to be black.
Netherlands is one of the largest economics still. That's really pretty interesting, in particular, how did modern banking system appear. Don't you know some reading about that?
)))
Why homoHeaven got so excited
You mom gets pooped by me.
Do you like to be barebacked?
Sorry m8 I only read Пером и шпагой about Seven Years War. You better on krautchan/4chan, there should be some pros.
Aye, just like mommy do
*better ask
чо бля?
y tho, they're barely women anymore
did I fuck up?
I believe eastern Europe one of the last places on earth to resist faggotry and UN world government. In the future I need to build good relationships with political leaders in the region, it would certainly help to speak their language. Also considering moving to Vladivostok when my Russian is up to scratch, I need to live within reach of the Pacific.
толсто
толсто
>using verbatim translation of obscure Russian slurs and expecting OP to understand
I bet if herring has some meanings aside of a fish it will mean Swedish or something.
you're really cock master, dude.
толсто
вот теперь та картинка
>casey down
Refugees welcome
Refugees welcome
Успокойся уже
OP, what you know about russia?
shuut your fucking face, fat bitch
You better start learning Chinese, if you're going that way
russia's like ukrain but worse.
Ворс? Кокoл, ты поехавший?
Fugg XDDD Is that round 2 of 522?
Says ukranian faggot
I'm warning you, russian guy. Watch out for the bottle.
Ну и хули оп в закат съебал?
thread
You aren't right, proxy-monkey. I'm a Pole.
yup
not a great deal, st petersburg was pleasant if I remember correctly, otherwise I hear there isn't much life outside the cities and if there is you don't want to go near it. wimminz are cute too, am I right in thinking they are much less dykish than those here in the west? Also tell me about gun ownership, that's important to me.
The statistics say Ukraine has lower standards of living than Russia
Please, keep your filthy fantasys to yourself
>round 2
>2
>current year
Да видать немцы на батхерте после выборов положили, а инт вместе со всеми под раздачу попал.
>баттхерте
Так Меркель же обосралась, они наоборот радоваться должны.
>gun ownership
>in russia
Only two kind of people have it: rednecks and police
У тебя пик Safety Goth какой-то, лол.
and aonons
we have 2ch.hk/w/ for gun owners
Достаточно чтобы один ботовод не радовался.
Gun law is quite similar to that in UK. Shotgun for 5 years, then you can get a rifle. Not sure about foreigners, tho
Shit, we have cottonwool and its lack. Foreign rednecks we don't need.
You can only buy a teaspoon after he magesties approval
You are very bad noproof proxy cockhole.
/2fat
Cockhole detected
V anuse u tebja, proksirusak mamkin.
Get away, zalupa konska.
Lego castle photo with a timestamp or proxy too.
Да ладно, че ты? Отсосешь, если запруфаю, что из юкей?
Или тню свою отправишь к барину, пока сам сортир даришь?
Ебанутый собрался пиструном своим в монитор тыкать.
Давай пруфы или нахуй, пиздун-борщехлёб.
Так ты согласна?
In the latest interview given by Andrei Lugovoi, the man Great Britain wants Russia to extradite for poisoning the dissident Alexander Litvinenko with radioactive polonium, there was a remarkable moment that has not been fully appreciated.
Что ты будешь своим хуем, по своему монитору елозить?
Да пожалуйста, тупоносая животинка.
Ты пока о хуе не думай, ты на вопрос ответь
>я британская, я ответить вопросы
u wot m8?
Примерно так ты по аглицком говорит
Блядь, ты тупой?
Пруфы или нахуй.
Тибе пикчу из акошка или как?
Розетку с супом можно.
На, Отсосешь теперь-то? Хотя тня твоя лучше сделает, уверен
Куда пропал петухэвэн?
as plain as day
у него перевелось это как "дранк пуси" лол
Bamp
Нахуя ты поддуваешь это говно?
я беларусская, я ответить вопросы.
Какой охуеныый флаг, когда вижу - сразу думаю о борще со сметаной и зеленью
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моя твоя ебал мать задавай вопрос
how about іди нахуй are you muslim scum?
of course not
