U SOZDAVAL TOMORROW I NIE OTVETCHAL SOOQA DAJE NE TONKO NEEHOOYAH
OP here, what ?
>on меня зовут
>Sankt Peterburg.
ясно, mamku ebal
don't go here
Hermitage
OP here
what's wrong with
>Sankt Peterburg.
In Poland we call it most of time like this
You must test russian marijuana named ''Spice'' and russian cocaine named ''sault'' or ''sk''
OP
Any other ? I know bout Красная площадь and everything that is located there but thats all.
Understood
Any other ? I know bout Красная площадь and everything that is located there but thats all.
Understood
and test russian girl named Anna Shatova
proof or GTFO
She was a man or wut ? XD
Oslo how much $$ I need for a month ? I am not a richman and want to know real prices etc.
OP
How can I prove ? Just normal pic with time doesnt prove anything.
How can I prove ? Just normal pic with time doesnt prove anything.
Hermitage is ancient palace of Russian Emperors in Sankt-Peterburg.
It has one of the biggest art collections in
Russia inside it.
Понятно, расходимся
> Just normal pic with time doesnt prove anything.
Why?
bitch, make da "SUP 2CH dd/mm/yy" with your face on it
пс - ты слишком толст, попробуй тоньше
Паста с 4ch, расходимся
>Sankt Peterburg
Неплохая попытка, а теперь иди нахуй.
Ur face with date, + last page of passport.
Pic of your passport with sup.
You shouldn't go to Russia, there is a lot of bydlo.
Run,fools!
OP here
There you are. Date is other that in Russia cause you still use wrong callendar.
There you are. Date is other that in Russia cause you still use wrong callendar.
Hey, Polskabro!
It's nice to hear that someone is interested in visiting your country. Since you're coming here during the wintertime S.P. and Moscow will be the best places to see here. But in case you like it here I would like to recommend to come here once again and visit the Southern part like Sochi and Rostov-on-Don. Its pretty cool there during the summer time.
It's nice to hear that someone is interested in visiting your country. Since you're coming here during the wintertime S.P. and Moscow will be the best places to see here. But in case you like it here I would like to recommend to come here once again and visit the Southern part like Sochi and Rostov-on-Don. Its pretty cool there during the summer time.
KURWAAAAAAAAAAA
How are you, Nikodem?
как ??????
Lol, u r polish
So stuuuuuuuuuupid!
I've tried so hard and get so far
But in the end it doesn't even matter...
But in the end it doesn't even matter...
Подстава походу. tgtbt, ёпт.
So u r going to shit under his door?
Y just forgot bout it XD and I cant into Russian so i can't find how to delete
u cant delete it fag
>delete
Oh boy.
OP, go to krautchan's or 4chan's /int/ and ask there. Here is a lot of fucking bydlo who won't help you.
No worries, it's not possible to delete posts here anyway. Unless you are a janitor, ofc.
This summer we'll shit under all doors in poland.
V. Putin
Users of 2ch are not able to delete their posts.
yup, we`re just going to troll the living shit outta him=3
Fuck u faggot. This is the best place to ask anything.
Now we will kill your mother and fuck your dog.
if you whant to ask how to suck cocks
Cmn, OP, stay for a little longer! We are lonely :3
No co wy, polacy pojebanbe? Dlaczego jechac do Rosji? Moze trzeba pojechac do Niemczech czyli do innych interesujacych krajow?
You can ask your mother about it. She knows, believe me.
And get hate and anger and shit instead of answer?
Y i'm already shitting
>go to krautchan's or 4chan's /int/ and ask there.
But I need real Russians therefore I might wait for ages.
When I go I'll be 19
>polish jokes intensifies
Fuck Germany go to Russia
Oh, i know, she`s the bitch) But she stands in awe before yours, i know dat for shuer, believe me
W Niemczech już byłem.
1k$ is enough to rent a room and live for a month.
Я прочитал эту хуйню и я осознал, что понимаю польский
Смоленск рекомендовали уже?
Show us your shit
And funny pictures too.
нахуй смоленск ,пусть в тамалу пидует. по хардкрору
>from Poland
Ha-ha! Kurwa, can not at space.
>We are aiming on one month, travelling by car
Prepare to die edition trip. Try to bring some firearms.
And do you remember 1610 ?
Sure I gonna stay :3
Oslo Katin IDGAF Smolensk is funny
Lol, znam polski ale jestem ukraincem. Jezeli macie pytania o Ukrainie moge pomoc
Kijów bezpieczny ? We Lwowie już byłem też, polecam rynek podobny do Wrocławskiego
Gj with the passport faggot
> And do you remember 1610 ?
I remember, but I don't shout that it was occupation, sweety
>And do you remember 1610 ?
No, but i remember 1772 and 1793 :3
well, it did cheer me up
so it wasn't a bad move
>No, but i remember 1772 and 1793 :3
There wasn't any in 1793 but there were one in 1792 and second in 1795
>I remember, but I don't shout that it was occupation, sweety
Neither do I. In poland there is too bydlo. Probably even more than in Russia
bump
Паста с сомалича, расходимся.
Привет / б /. Я организую поездку в Россию с моим другом. с моими российскими концами на меня зовут мне нужно много информации о юридических российских госзакупках и так далее. Мы стремимся на один месяц, путешествуя на машине и вы хотите увидеть Москву и Санкт Петербург. Что 'D вы рекомендуете больше? Мы т из Польши.
Inb4 быдло пойти поесть appleas или что-нибудь на русском языке я не пойму
Visit Omsk. but remember, it is impossible to rerurn back
Сука, в голосину проорал!
> Neither do I. In poland there is too bydlo. Probably even more than in Russia
Alright, bro
Do not believe hem! In Omsk no life!
You've picked the worst place to ask questions. Srsly, go to 4chan/int and ask Russians there. I don't think you'll get any useful answers here. But you can stay and shitpost for a while, tho.
It's all because of Russian propaganda.
/int/ master race
Это потому, что ты хохол.
>Srsly, go to 4chan/int and ask Russians there.
Y and I gonna wait single day for any response.
You can ddos 2ch beforehand. If you do, we'll have to go there.
Gonna try
Slavia for attention.
There are tons of Russians there so you'll get response right away. Also there are people (non-Russians) who have already been to Russia, so they can help you too.
What do you wanna know, anyway?
Polish eroge, when?
Faq pidaras! Ia ebal tvou mamky
Lrningrad.
Типикал двощ
How much monies I need - I know Ruble is unstable but it'd best to post in Dolans. I wanna go by car and sleep anywhere though I am to afraid of Russians to sleep in a tent in Omsk
What should I see not only in Moscow and Petersburg but also anywhere in the west of Russia
What should I know bout ppl like what may make them unexpectadely angry.
Any good way to practice /start to practice/ my Russian ?
The chair a tile to run in before a horse an anesthesia, the bed to pour out, paper!
The chair a tile to run in before a horse an anesthesia, the bed to pour out, paper!
What ? I don't understand
The cardboard monster ate a pool asphalt the main thing the handle.
You are fucking maherfackka.
Come to people and sat them "Otsosu za poltos". This will make them happy
Just take it easy. Everything'll be allright, I promise.
+
Or- "trahni menya v anal tovarish!"
I'll answer your questions, but first you have to solve this riddle. There two chairs, one with spikes on it and one with dicks on it. On which one will you sit and on which one will you put your mother?
> On which
> On
Что?
В ГОЛОС!
Depends whose dicks
Russian sounds like polan so i can understand that it measn fuck me anal m8
The cat can't fly as a chicken?
>Depends whose dicks
It doesnt really matter. You have to think deeper.
How many dudes are you going to satisfy with your mouth? How many guys are you planning to ride on?
Two couple of him
Then tell - "a moskolyaky na gillyaky."
>Two couple of him
Hello bydlo
Obama, it's you?
KURWA PERDOLE
Польские уёбки в России не нужны. Уёбывайте.
Rooskie gtfo ? Just guessing
trip to Polskiy Cream pleas
Not quite, but close. Not just gtfo.
I like to touch an anus of your mother, she is the excellent jumper on the cone.
No, so themselves welcomed by close friends.
You love sweet bread?
Hmm this one is hard. Any Clues ?
Have u ever played S.T.A.L.K.E.R.? That is how you should be prepared before visiting Russia. U ll need a lot of weapons, medicine, vodka, food. Moreover, even if u r trained soldier, u wont survive a week here. Good luck.
Ok, you can manipulate objects on chairs. But do it wisely.
Y interned kinda scared me about Russian ppl. And i can take only a little vodka through border.
Threw everything on the ground and sit on clear chairs
Also essential vocabulary to learn is: "Cyka, blyat', nahuy". You can learn it with this videos:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3r5KkfQuPM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eo8Wly5wmJc
You must watch it.
Hello, OP, do you suck cocks?
Wrong. That way you'll touch dicks. You should take spikes from first chair and cut the dicks from the second chair with them.
Oh come on
I know it in Pl we got relatives like
Suka Dziwka na chuj / po chuj
Я не понял, поясни?
No man. Its more like this. You cant just throw them out.
tl;dr
Okay then mb
На моих двачах троли тролят тролей.
>Чем эта мразина заслужила то чтобы на /b ему писали на инглише
4 лулз, няша.
Ok, so now you know that if somebody asks you: "Est' dva stula. Na odnom piki tocheny, na drugom hui drocheny. Kuda sam syadesh, kuda mat' posadesh?", you have to answer: "Vozmu piki drocheny, srublyu hui drocheny". Its very important to know or you might get fucked in the ass.
> Vozmu piki tocheny, srublyu hui drocheny
You fucked up, mate.
Yeah, right.
>Ok, so now you know that if somebody asks you: "Est' dva stula. Na odnom piki tocheny, na drugom hui drocheny. Kuda sam syadesh, kuda mat' posadesh?", you have to answer: "Vozmu piki drocheny, srublyu hui drocheny". Its very important to know or you might get fucked in the ass.
Okay is that all i need to know ?
Bump
You also can go to Crimea, polak. Though there is no much difference.
Crimea - I don't like. Steppes of Akherman and so on. 2/10
Bu,p
any food from refrigerator with Polish text, for example milk packet
any newspaper or magazine
Or paczka papierosow with "smoking kills" on it.
nevermind. saw the proof down in the thread
You must bump thread itself, polak.
Bump
Kurde dlaczego jedziecie do Moskwy? Przeciez to takie wypierdolone miasto w ktorym niema nic ciekawego.
BUMPED
Ghost?
Tell us about yourself. Do you still live in Wroclaw? Is there bydlo? Is there analogue of russian Gopniks? Do you have been beaten by them? Are you /b/tard or not? Do you ever have a girlfriend? Tell us about you life.
bump
>Do you still live in Wroclaw?
Yes Festung Breslau
>Is there bydlo?
More than u can even imagine
>Is there analogue of russian Gopniks?
I don't understand ;_; You mean gypsy y ?
> Do you have been beaten by them?
Not even scratched
>Are you /b/tard or not?
kinda but I stalk only polish chans
>Do you ever have a girlfriend?
Hard to say XD now I don't have.
>Tell us about you life.
XDXDXD
Tell no one that you're polak. Ruski bydlo (90% of ppl) will consider it unacceptable. They will abuse you ("jebanyj pszek!") or even beat you. Better say them that you are from... Bosnia&Gercegovina or whatever-complicated-word-they-dunnunderstand.
Organazing trip to Russia.., phew, how did you come up with this stupid idea? Okay, this is may be not stupid but only if you travel to Moscow or St.Petersburg. That's it.
Organazing trip to Russia.., phew, how did you come up with this stupid idea? Okay, this is may be not stupid but only if you travel to Moscow or St.Petersburg. That's it.
I wanna see Russian culture etc. I know it is huge and probably I ll never see true Ural man XD And you can't tell me that Moscow metro isn't most beautifull metro in the World /at least older stations/
> You mean gypsy y ?
I meant picrelated. Typical bydlo but more aggressive, bully, rowdy. They can rob you cell phone and beat you, and this behaviour is normal for them. That's what i meant.
there is now problems with gypsy now. Gopniks are russian criminal contrculture. they can beat you and take your stuff if you can't talk to them way they like. or if you wear wrong clothes.
also, i can answer your questions about st.petersburg
Witam OP, give me your skype, I will answer your questions
P.S. twoja matka jest kurwa
P.S. twoja matka jest kurwa
ahh kay we call em dresy.
I have never been beaten by team cause I live where there are lots of them and I have v. strong back here. And when i am far from my place i just try not to found anny of them.
M'key. So for a star you can visit Moscow & SPB. Pass traditional tourist route: Red Square, Hermitage and other boring things. Also you can visit russian villages (culture, right?) and so on.
But all these actions not allow you to see real russian life. But you don't want to, yeah? xD
> dresy
How to pronounce this word?
Forget about that. I found it. It's "дресы".
Also "golota", lol. Like "gopota".
OP, russians are quite welcome people, but know one thing: never ever say a word about politics or history of any country in the world. We're in shit-storm right now, looks like smth bad can happen any moment. Not 1917, but still.
OP, russians are quite welcome people, but know one thing: never ever say a word about politics or history of any country in the world. We're in shit-storm right now, looks like smth bad can happen any moment. Not 1917, but still.
It is like more hardcore polish XD
more like дрэсы polish is hard and russian is soft.
Understood
Skype, kurwa!
Polecam do odwiedzenia Peterhof (miasto w rejonie pietrodworeckim Petersburga).
Никодем Франчижек :3
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Hi, OP. How did you found our imageboard? Are you from 4chan? Krautchan?
I think it is not ok to travel by car in Russia, because some filthy bastards (like road patrol service, ДПС) will see your foreign car's numbers and will try to receive a bribe from you. But maybe it will not happen with you.
And also it is better to come in Russia on summer, our winter is so cold, especially for поляки, and the roads become pretty shitty on winter.
SPB and Moscow, anyway, are typical european cities, so spend your time im museums, parks. I think, there are guide on english for tourists, so google it.
Anyway, i hope you will have nice trip in Russia!
Sorry for my shitty english.
bydlo from Ural
I think it is not ok to travel by car in Russia, because some filthy bastards (like road patrol service, ДПС) will see your foreign car's numbers and will try to receive a bribe from you. But maybe it will not happen with you.
And also it is better to come in Russia on summer, our winter is so cold, especially for поляки, and the roads become pretty shitty on winter.
SPB and Moscow, anyway, are typical european cities, so spend your time im museums, parks. I think, there are guide on english for tourists, so google it.
Anyway, i hope you will have nice trip in Russia!
Sorry for my shitty english.
bydlo from Ural
>Hi, OP. How did you found our imageboard? Are you from 4chan? Krautchan?
I played Everlasting Summer which tells about this board. Then I contacted the studio via e-mail for some info and that's all
>SPB and Moscow, anyway, are typical european cities
Any other worth visiting ?
>some filthy bastards (like road patrol service, ДПС) will see your foreign car's numbers and will try to receive a bribe from you.
Then maybe you suggest lending car in Russia ? I don't want to stick in Moscow and then kaboom you can't go by train because something
>Any other worth visiting ?
Omsk. The city of drug addicts.
Omsk has only 1(ONE!!!) metro station.
Эй, пидор, пиши на русском, коли сюда зашел. Саганул евросантехника.
I love Everlasting Summer too, polish comrade.
>Any other worth visiting ?
You need to look at Kaliningrad (former Koeninsberg), Kazan (Tatars are very hospital/open people, and there are some beatiful architecture) and maybe Volgograd (If you are ok with 1945 SOVIET ARMY GLORY GRANDFATHERS FOUGHT soviet history of XX century). Maybe entire Crimea, peninsula is rich on some culture events and places - greek ruins, ancient bastions, museums and beatiful nature, but due to politics shit it is ACCESS DENIED for europeans
>Then maybe you suggest lending car in Russia ? I don't want to stick in Moscow and then kaboom you can't go by train because something
Yes, it is a best way. But i think, you need some well-russia-speaking friend to above little problems with locals.
>So assuming I gonna need like 1k $$ for myself and ??? for a car. Oslo I need smb to do the talkings with car. (any1 wants to ? XD)
The plan isn't for winter I am not Insane. Like August is most probably. I'll stay here and lurk from time to time.
Btw are there often threads in english here ? When i was seeking I have not find any like that, though some people say its np.
Fuck mb in
>
You seek in the wrong place. Go to kraut, there is no possibility to get an right answer here, in that time. For sure, russian Bernds will brought to you some useful information and help. Here you will find only shit bro.
>So assuming I gonna need like 1k $$
Maybe a little more. RF's economy will be very unstable in 2015, and you need some money to cover the risks. 1k BUCKS is barely enough for SP and Moscow (maybe SPB and Moscow anons will correct me), but is absolutely not enough for visiting 4-5 cities.
>Aslo I need smb to do the talkings with car. (any1 wants to ? XD)
You can try to learn Russian too, Polish and Russian is very similiar (>slavthread). Also, you can create threads here or on /int or somewhere else, maybe someone will help you, show you the city's memorable places, drink vodka et cetera. 2ch people are very strange and they can try to ruin your journey, so you better prepare. Or they can try to help you and make some things that will make your trip memorable.
It varies from case to case.
Or just take russian-speaking friend from Poland with you.
>Btw are there often threads in english here ? When i was seeking I have not find any like that, though some people say its np.
No, 2ch.hk is generally russian-spoken CIS board. Sometimes some anons from kraut, 4chan and other internets came here, but it is mainly russian-language place.
Всем привет, а что тут происходит?
>/int
Oh, sorry, there is no /int anymore.
Ебут твою мамашу.
мимохохол
KURWAA!!!!
>Learn Russian
I have classes from on year and I still make mistakes while even reading "Cyrylica" so...
Any protips with learning Russian - books / sites ?
Oslo meeting any ppl form here would be a pleasure till they don't try to kill me xD
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>russian bernds
>help
>Any protips with learning Russian - books / sites ?
First result in google, this - www.russianlessons.net/
I dont know, good it or not, but from here it looks like normal website.
I think, you need some speaking practics, looking cinema on russian with polish subtitles, playing videogames with russian people in voice chat or on russian languages - in similar way, this is how i learned english.
>Oslo meeting any ppl form here would be a pleasure till they don't try to kill me xD
It is better to not meeting people from here, srsly. Most of anons are normal people, but there are many freaks too.
Inb4 bydło go eat appleas or anything in Russian I won't understand