THERE IS NO BETTER VAGINA THEN THE COMRAD'S ASSHOLE
FEAR OF WOLVES — INTO THE WOODS NO GO
DID A JOB — FREE TO GO
NOT SEWED SLEEVE TO THE PUSS
WITHOUT AN EFFORT
CAN'T EVEN PULL A FISH OUT OF THE POND
ONE TIME NOT FAGGOT
IN A BIG FAMILY DIDNT CLICK FACE
SEVEN TIMES MEASURE ONE TIME POSHEL NAHOOY
HEART OF MINE
SIX AND A HALF
IM SAYIN NO
AND YOU LOVE
SIX AND A HALF
IM SAYIN NO
AND YOU LOVE
MEASURE SEVEN TIMES - CUT ONLY ONCE
BUSINESS — TIME, FUN — HOUR
WITH PIG FACE TO AK ROW
COCK IS NOT SWEETER THAN THE PUSS
LIKE PALM ON THE CUNT
GOOD WORKING — NOT COCK SUCKING!
AND WHY ARE YOU SO SAD? SUCKED DICK NOT TASTY?
THE PLACE YOU WERE BORN IN IS THE PLACE YOU BELONG
LAUGHTER LAUGHTER BUT THE PUSS UPWARDS FUR
WHAT'S AFTER? CAT SOUP
ну бля))) надо неадаптирована
LIKE TWO FINGERS UP THE ASPHALT
WHERE YOU WERE BORN, WHERE ARE YOU ARE USEFUL
LIKE TWO FINGERS SHITTED
UNTILL THE GOOSE'S WHISTLE ON THE HILL
WHERE BORN — THERE BEEN USED
IN THE FAMILY NOT WITHOUT A DVACHER
AND A FISH EAT AND ON COCK SEAT
HERE IS YURI'S DAY, GRANNY
HUSBAND TO TVER - WIFE TO THE DOOR
LOVE HONEY - LOVE COLD
LIVE LONGER - SEE MORE
LOVE HONEY - LOVE COLD
LIVE LONGER - SEE MORE
FROM BAG TO THE JAIL DON'T MENTION
TABLECLOTH ROAD
TAKE THE BURDEN ON YOU, SO YOU WON'T FALL WHILE WALKING
LOL
ON THE THIEF AND HAT BURNING
QUIETLY RIDING - LONGER BEING
GOOSE IS NOT PIG'S COMRAD
UNTIL BITCH WANTS - CABLE WON'T JUMP ON
бля обосрался с кваетли райдинг хдд
SLOWLY GOING FURHTER BE
>CABLE
сук в голосяндру
LIFE HANGS ON A THREAD - THINKS ABOUT A PROFIT
MY EXPENSIVE FRIEND
/thread
/thread
landan iz a kapital of GB))))))
IT'S BETTER TO DRINK A LITER OF BEER THAN TO LICK A SALTY CLITRE
GRANDMOTHER FROM CART - HORSE LIGHTER
LIKE TO RIDE? LIKE TO TOW A SLED ALSO
WHO WAKES UP EARLY IS GIVEN BY THE GOD
A FISHERMAN CAN SPOT A FISHERMAN FROM A LONG DISTANCE
THE ONE WHO EARLY WAKE WILL BE GIVEN WITH GOD'S COCK ON THE MOUTH
SEVENTH WATHER ON JELLY
DEAR VLADANDWORLD
LAUGH WITH NO MATTER — SIGN OF DUMBASSES
YOUR TONGUE WILL LEAD YOU TO THE KIEV
WHERE KHOKHOL WALKED — THERE JEW NOTHING TO DO
OUT OF THE BLUE - ONLY FART
IN THE BIG FAMILY EBALOM CLATS CLATS ITS NO
WANTED HOW BETTER - CAME OUT AS USUAL
@
NEVER EVER HAPPENED LIKE THIS AND NOW AGAIN
SOAK IN THE OUTHOUSE
in my voice
в голосину
>OUTHOUSE
DRYED IN THE INSIDE?
I'M TIRED, I'M A FLYBEETLE
CHICKEN TAKES EACH GRAIN - TOOK TOOK
COUNT ON GOD BUT DON'T ACT BAD ON YOUR OWN
WILL WETIFY IN PUBLIC TOILETS
VODKA WITHOUT A BEER IS BLOWING ON THE WIND
WANT TO HEAR A FAIRYTALE?
HOW GRANDFATHER SHITTED IN A BABYCARRIER
AND PUTTED IN THE CORNER
TO NOT LET ANYONE STEAL IT
HOW GRANDFATHER SHITTED IN A BABYCARRIER
AND PUTTED IN THE CORNER
TO NOT LET ANYONE STEAL IT
STARTED FOR A HEALTH - ENDED FOR A RESTING TIME
THE DEAL IS TOBACCO
Of seven nannyes - child withoun an eye.
IF GRANDMA HAD A DICK...
PIRATE CHILD
Did not - go to the vagina yourself
ON THE ALIEN HONEY - DONT OPEN YOUR MOUTH
WANTED SANDWITCH WITH CHEESE BUT GOT A COCK WITH BUTTER
Есть licenced аналог тащемта - measure twice, cut once
>ALIEN
)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
DONT GO TO THE ALIEN CHURCH WITH YOUR EXAUSTED
OT'S UNCOMMON TO LOOK INTO GIFTED HORSE TEETH
DONT INSPECT TEETH OF A GIFTED HORSE
LOVE'S ANGRE YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH A GOAT
BEAT YOUR ASS WITH THE TABLECLOTH
DO NOT SPIT IN THE WELL, IT WILL COME IN A HANDY TO DRINK WATER
WOLF FROM TAMBOV IS YOUR COMRAD
бля чо так грамотно, я аж насторожился
Англоязычные, читая этот тред:
THE CHICKS MUST COUNT AT AUTUMN
ROSES DIE ON LAWNS. FELLAS DIE ON ZONES
Гуглопереводчиком перевел, а он в конце говорит to get drunk. Я почему-то исправил, хотя drunk, конечно, смешнее.
i've bring y som sweet bread m8
SHE HAD BEEN FUTANARY
Ты что ли англоязычный, долбоеб? Или просто особенный, да? Самый умный да, а тут дураки собрались? Иди нахуй отсюдова
well we all people! why are you like dat?
PYTHAGOREAN TROUSERS ARE EQUAL REGARDLESS OF CHOSEN DIRECTION
Было бы прикольно тред скинуть на форч, посмотреть реакцию на RUSSIAN FOLK WISDOM.
MY HUT IN THE CORNER: I KNOW NOTHING
ITS A DOUBLE EDGE PALKA
BRIGHTNESS OF RUSSIAN SAGES FROM /B/
ALLOWED GRAB MARY'S HAUNCH
TWO DRUNKEN GHOSTS OF THE RAILROAD FORCES ARE STRONGER THAN THE AIRBORNE FORCES COMPANY.
ORDERLY LIVING FUCKING MACHINE
kjk
PORRIDGE MADE FROM AXE
CAME OUT OF THE WATER WITH "DRY" SOUP
CAME OUT OF THE WATER WITH "DRY" SOUP
YOU CAN FEED THE WOLF ANY AMOUNT OF FOOD BUT HE ALWAYS WILL LOOK AT THE FOREST
@
ITS CRAZY HOW CAN BE THE FIRST ONE
@
ITS CRAZY HOW CAN BE THE FIRST ONE
IF GIRL HAS A PUSSY AND MOUTH — SHE IS NOT UGLY
*D RY SOUP
fast-fix
UNDER THE LAYING STONE WATER NOT RUNNING
MAY I?
YOU MAY MARIA ON THE HIP
YOU MAY WAIN WITH RUN UP
YOU MAY GOAT ON THE CART
DONT PICK IN THE NOSE!
IDENTIFY YOURSELF AS A MUSHROOM
@
GET IN THE BASKET
@
GET IN THE BASKET
YOU CAN SEE A SMALL PARTICLES IN OTHER PEOPLE'S EYES BUT CAN'T DETECT A WHOLE WOOD IN YOUR OWN
>IDENTIFY
зделоло залыбиться
CURIOUS VARVARA HAS HER NOSE RIPPED OFF ON LOCAL MARKET
MOW DOWN SCYTHE, WHILE THE DEW,
DEW OFF, WE GO HOME
DEW OFF, WE GO HOME
>IDENTIFY YOURSELF AS A MUSHROOM
@
TRANSMUSHROOM!
IDENTIFY YOURSELF AS A MUSHROOM
@
ITS A FREE COUNTRY GOD DAMNIT
WHO ARE YOU IN SUIT CRAZY HORSE - ILL GIVE YOU A PIPE IN THE MOUTH.
a log. andy's log
>WOOD
YOU MEAN LOG, IGNORAMUS?
WITHOUT SOAP DIVE INTO ASS
IF YOU KNOW A LOT
@
YOU WILL GET OLD SOON
KNOW NOTHING
@
STAY YOUNG
@
YOU WILL GET OLD SOON
KNOW NOTHING
@
STAY YOUNG
WATER STONE TEARS
как же это говно заебало в б форчонга срать
CAT IS OUT OF THE HOUSE — MICE'S IS HIT THE PARTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
NOT EVERYTHING IS MASLENICA FOR THE CAT
NO MY LITTLE PIE FRIEND
@
LEATHER CLASS CLUB TWO BLOCKS DOWN
@
LEATHER CLASS CLUB TWO BLOCKS DOWN
SHIT IN ONE HAND, DREAM IN ANOTHER AND LOOK WHICH ONE WILL GET FULL FIRST
SOME TIME EVEN WE WILL GET THE PARTY ON OUR STREET
THROUGH THE TREES CANT SEE THE FOREST
TIME TO SHIT
@
BUT WE STILL HUNGRY
@
BUT WE STILL HUNGRY
NOT ALL IS GOLD, WHAT GLITTERS
DONT WANT TO SHIT?
DONT TORTURE ASS
When I was a 15 my dad always hang around the toilet while I taking shit and ask me questions like “Why are you so quiet there? I can’t hear you!” I ignore it at the first time and he’s began knocking door very hardly and yelling “Why are you so silent? Are you ok?” He’s badly swearing and said he will take toilets door off next time. Also dad getting mad if I don’t flush not like when I finish poop, but right in the moment when shit just goes out. He’s sense was it’s stinks bad. Than he’s told me that personally “I poo and flush it immediately! And you should do it!” Once time I sat to take a shit and hear how’s dad standing behind the door so I wipe my ass and duck down to door there was a wide gap under and I took a look through. And I saw fathers face and he’s told me “Are you fucking nut? What are you doing there?” Btw dad always drinks a lot herbs to taking shit more frequently he can shit to 5 times in a day and complain he’s ass is burnin’ and he’s fart as hell. It’s totally fucked up! It’s real story! I’m not trolling you guys!
WORK IS NOT LIKE A WOLF YOU KNOW. IT DIDN'T RUN IN TO THE WOODS OR SOMETHING
BROTHERS IN SAD
LAUGH IS LAUGH BUT CUNT HAS FURR ON THE TOP
NOT JAILED - NOT A THIEF
LIKE A SNOW ON THE HEAD
норм зделол
GOLDEN CUNTS CONE HAT
WHEN THE CANCER ON THE MOUNTAIN WHISTLES
THE LEGS OF THE WOLF IS WHAT'S FEEDING HIM
FINDING THE WIND IN THE FIELD
WHAT SOBER ONE HAS ON HIS MIND THAT DRUNK ONE HAS ON HIS TONGUE
THE RIFLE IS A CELEBRATION - EVERYTHING IS FLYIN IN THE CUNT
Запилите в одну копипасту все цитаты, умоляю, винрарно получается
HE CAME HERE ON HIS EYEBROWS
DONT FUCKED OVER NOT SURVIVE
THE HORSE WAS BEST WORKER IN COLLECTIVE FARM BUT HORSE DONT ALLOWED IN CHAIRMANS POSITION
YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE OR YOU WILL BE CLOWN FOR GAY ASS NIGGERS OR YOU WILL BE GAY ASS NIGGER FOR CLOWNS
давай лучш ты, а мы чист по фану срем
DARK LIKE IN THE ASS OF A NIGGER
EYES FEAR OF — HANDS TAKE CARE OF
WHERE LIVE THERE SHIT
ONE'S FIELD BERRIES
IF GRANDMA WERE GRANDPA SHE WOULD HAVE DICK
BERRY'S FROM THE SAME FIELD
CROOKBACKED WILL BE HEALED BY THE GRAVE.
бля точн, обосрался
FEAR HAS A BICYCLE EYES
LIKE TO BE IN POPE'S PAZUKHA
EVEN OLD WOMEN MAKING MISTAKES
FOR A DRUNK ONE THE SEA UP TO KNEE AND THE PUDDLE UP TO EARS
THE LATIN LANGUAGE IS NOT A DOG'S DICK
че блять)) ты сколько там вдул уже?
DONT DO SHIT IN THE SAME FIELD
ROLLING LIKE A CHEESE IN A BUTTER
ON TO HALF CONE
under the coat
if only mushrooms grew in the mouth, it would not be a mouth, but a whole garden
IF GOD GIVES YOU A HARE, HE WILL GIVE YOU A FIELD
Хуёат
Нет аналога в инглише, РУССКИЕ ВПЕРЕЕЕД
GOD GIVE, GOD TAKE BACK
EVEN TO AN OLD WOMAN A DISASTER CAN HAPPEN
FEELING OF THE ELBOW
как нет, я только что те придумал, значит есть уже. иди в ногу со временем, бумерота!
AND EAT FISH AND SEAT ON THE DICK
IN A HUGE FAMILY FACE NO CLATZ CLATZ
> за пазухой
> under the COAT
То есть если будет под shirt, то это уже не пазуха? Ты тупой, порриджок, соси мой cock
IN RYAZAN MUSHROOMS HAVE EYES
SEVEN FRIDAYS IN THE WEEK
I DIDN'T FEEL THE PAIN AT ALL
@
CHICKEN IS SATISFIED
@
CHICKEN IS SATISFIED
чиво блять, при чем тут рубашка. ты че траллибасишь так жоско, охлади траханье езжи
Даже не можешь понять, о чём тебе пишут
Слита, пориджиня
Половина шестого это 17:30.
GIVE — TAKE, BEAT —RUN
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
@
THEY ARE MILKING CHICKEN IN MOSCOW
@
WE WENT THERE
@
BUT WE HAVEN'T FOUND THE TITS
@
THEY ARE MILKING CHICKEN IN MOSCOW
@
WE WENT THERE
@
BUT WE HAVEN'T FOUND THE TITS
а да, я обосрался вновь. но вышло забавно, я напевал это дерьмо пол дня
CAN'T MAKE A PORRIDGE WITH YOU
PIES WITH KITTENS
@
PIES WITH NAILS
@
PIES WITH NAILS
There are also a lot of things written on the fence, I came up — there is always firewood
HURRY UP — FUN THE PEOPLE
DON'T BELIEVE
DO NOT FEAR
DO NOT ASK
норм вышло
DOG BARKS - CARAVAN GOES
WE HAVE NEVER BEEN RICH SO WE SHOULD NOT START
RIPPED OUT LIKE A SIDOROV GOAT
YOIR LANGUAGE IS YOUR ENEMY
ELECTIONS ELECTIONS CANDIDATES ARE FAGGOTS
WHOSE COW WOULD MOO
This
THINK ABOUT IT, TARAS
THE WORD IS NOT A SPARROW, FLEW AWAY — WILL NOT BE ABLE TO CATCH IT BACK
LIKE RIDING - LIKE CARRYING THE SLEDGE
GOD IS NOT TIMOSHKA, HE SEES SOMETHING
THERE NO BETTER VAGINA THEN YOUR COMRADE ASS HOLE
Уёбывай, пидорюндель
LIVE WITH WOLVES — HOWL LIKE WOLVES
A FOOL WAS DECEIVED FOR A FOUR FISTS
IT'S SAID THERE ARE PIES WITH EYES IN ALBUQUERQUE
@
THEY'RE BEING EATEN
@
THEY'RE WATCHING
эту не понял. дурака наебали четыремя кулаками?
THE GREED WAS CAUSE OF THE FRAERS DEATH
Харош
Обманули дурака на 4 кулака.
ой я такую и не знаю даже
>no go
we'r ruskies blyat we no care blyat
ON NO THERE IS NO COURT
В голос.
A FOOL HAVE BEEN CHEATED ON FOUR FIST
WHERIS HOHOL GOING JEW HAVE NOT TO DO ANYTHING
TOLERANCE AND WORK WILL RUB ANYTHING
HEN PECKS GRAIN ONE BY ONE
@
KNOCK-KNOCK
@
KNOCK-KNOCK
да было уже, повторяете
было!
Блять, звучит как остросюжетное название с какого-то постера.
LITTLE TICK YES SMELLY ONE!
IT NEVER HAPPENED BUT HERE IT IS AGAIN
> CABLE
b]EAT TWO CHAIRS
ON ONE PIKES SHARPENED
ON ANOTHER DICKS MASTURBATED
ON WHICH SIT YOURSELF
ON WHICH MOTHER PLANT[/b]
ON ONE PIKES SHARPENED
ON ANOTHER DICKS MASTURBATED
ON WHICH SIT YOURSELF
ON WHICH MOTHER PLANT[/b]
MORE TEARS, LESS PEE
NO TIME FOR SWING!
Selffix:
EAT TWO CHAIRS
ON ONE PIKES SHARPENED
ON ANOTHER DICKS MASTURBATED
ON WHICH SIT YOURSELF
ON WHICH MOTHER PLANT
THERE'S NO TRUTH IN FEETS
DO FRIENDLYFIRE TO FEAR THE ENEMIES!
>EAT TWO CHAIRS
ITS BETTER TO BE REACH AND HEALTHY, THAN POOR AND SICK
GRANDMOTHER TOLD DIVIDE BY TWO
LADY FROM CART
@
MARE EASIER
@
MARE EASIER
DIDN'T GET RICH — NO REASON TO START
>MOTHER PLANT
>EAT
>DICKS MASTURBATED
бля лол
лан. оп идет спать, двач уже затирает про ошибку постинга: хуевый ворота-путь
AFTER RAIN ON THURSDAY
FUCKING US IS DICK BLUNDING
хорошая ночь, безымянный
HE KICKS DICKS
FUCK, HE IS SMART!
the crow swore not to peck shit
CHATTING
@
NOT CARRYING BAGS
@
NOT CARRYING BAGS
FUCK YOU ARE LOSER
DONT TOUCH THE SHIT - IT WILL NOT SMELL
COME ON DONT FEAR, GO AWAY DONT CRY
CANT PUT "THANK YOU" IN THE POKET
THERE IS A THREADED DICK FOR SLEEPING ASS
SHIPS MANOEUVRE
@
MANOEUVRE
@
BUT HAVEN'T MANOEUVRE IT OUT
@
MANOEUVRE
@
BUT HAVEN'T MANOEUVRE IT OUT
WHAT COCKHOLES ARE DEGENERATES, PUSSYDETS SIMPLY
the man bought a hat but it right to him
I TELL YOU ABOUT FOMA, YOU TELL ME ABOUT ERYOMA
FOR EACH THREADED SICK THERE’S AN ASS WITH
DARK CORNERS
DRUNK WOMAN DOES NOT OWN HER VAGINA
COME IN QUIETLY
@
ASK FOR A LITTLE
@
GET AWAY QUICKLY
@
ASK FOR A LITTLE
@
GET AWAY QUICKLY
Fastfix: DICK
WOLF IS MORE WEAK THAN LION AND TIGER, BUT DID DOES NOT PEFORM AT THE CIRCUS
WHAT IS GOOD FOR RUSSIAN, DEATH FOR GERMAN
A WAR IS BULLSHIT
@
THE MAIN THING IS MANOEUVRES
DARK AS IN BLACK'S ASS
WHO’S EXTREME IN THE QUEUE?
I ONLY ASK
NEGR ASS ZHE
REPEATING IS THE MOTHER OF LEARNING
TODAY A FRIEND AND TOMORROW POLICE OFFICER
PATIENCE AND LABOR
@
GRIND IT ALL
GOT LOST IN THREE PINES
>PATIENCE AND LABOR
>@
>GRIND IT ALL
#SigmaMindset
Between же
TODAY YOU LISTENING TO JAZZ
@
TOMORROW SELL THE MOTHERLAND
@
TOMORROW SELL THE MOTHERLAND
Мимосливаю грамотея: вообще-то тогда уже among(st)
THERE ARE TWO CHAIRS - ONE IS COVERED WITH SHARP KNIVES, ANOTHER WITH MASTURBATED PENISES. WHERE WILL YOU SIT AND WHERE YOUR MOM WILL?
DIDN'T HIT FINGER ON FINGER
JAZZ BAND
IT HUNDREDCUNTED ME
UNTILL THE THUNDER RUMBLES - THE MAN DID NOT CROSSED HIMSELF
WHO CARRIES FIRM “ADIDAS”
@
HE’S A TRUE FAGGOT
@
EVERY GIRL GIVES HIM IN THE ASS
>Мимосливаю грамотея: вообще-то тогда уже among(us)
Фиксанул, не благодари
DON'T SEE ANY WHITE HETEROSEXUAL MAN WITH ONE EYE HERE
A GOOSE IS NOT A PIG'S FRIEND
WHO WEARS PUMA
@
THOSE ARE FUCKED IN SILENCE
ARE YOU A GAS SNIFFER OR A DIVER?
THEN I'LL FLY
YOU'RE FALLING FROM THE PLANE
@
ON YOUR RIGHT LAYS A DICK FOREST
@
ON YOUR LEFT IS A SEA OF SHIT
@
WHERE SHALL YOU LAND?
https://youtu.be/Jl505yIwNCg
GOOD LAUGH THAT LAUGHS LAST
A MAN BOUGHT A HAT AND SHE HIM JUST
DON'T SEE ANY WHITE HETEROSEXUAL MAN WITH ONE EYE HERE
SOMEONE WHO WEARS NIKE IS FUCKED WITHOUT A T-SHIRT
PEE IN THE MUG
SPARTAK IS THE CHAMPION
@
WASHES THE STADIUM WITH HIS ASS
@
WASHES THE STADIUM WITH HIS ASS
SPARTAK IS THE CHAMPION
@
WASHES THE STADIUM WITH HIS ASS
@
WASHES THE STADIUM WITH HIS ASS
ONE HEAD IS GOOD, BUT...
WHEN SKYDIVING, YOU’VE UNPLEASANTLY MARKED ONLY TWO SPOTS FOR A SUCCESSFUL LANDING: EITHER ONTO A WOODS OF MASCULINE PENISES OR ONTO A SEA OF MASCULINE SEMEN. WHICH OF THE TWO WOULD YOU CHOOSE?
WHO WEARS REEBOK
@
THOSE SUCK FISH OFF
SIT ON AN AMERICAN AIRCRAFT CARRIER PARKED ON THE SHORE
WITH KIND WORD AND A GUN YOU CAN DO MUCH BETTER THEN WITH JUST ONLY KIND WORD
I FINISH EATING A DICK WITHOUT SALT
@
DO I LIKE THE CHRISTMAS TREE?
@
DO I LIKE THE CHRISTMAS TREE?
>PEE IN THE MUG
THIS IS ORANGE JUICE, I'M A RUSSIAN NATIONALIST, DON'T FUCK ME IN THE ASS
A GREEDY PERSON
@
A PEICE OF BEEF
@
A PICKLE
@
A PEICE OF BEEF
@
A PICKLE
The answer is
МОСКВА - СТОЛИЦА РОССИИ
LONDON IS THE CAPITAL OF GREAT BRITAIN
SUCH FRIENDS FOR A DICK AND TO THE MUSEUM
КАК ВЫ ДЕЛАЕТЕ?
СКВАЖИНА. И ВЫ?
Я ЕСТЬ ПРЕКРАСНЫЙ, БЛАГОДАРНОСТЬ
OH ALL
UNTIL THUNDER THRUNKS, RUSSIAN HETEROSEXUAL MAN WILL NOT CROSSBOW
ТЫ ПОЖАЛУЙСТА
- HOW DO YOU DO?
- STILL DIDN'T GIVE A BIRTH TO THE CHILD!
- STILL DIDN'T GIVE A BIRTH TO THE CHILD!
YOU FAILED THE RIDDLE AND WILL BECOME A COCK SUCKING COCK
MAKING AN ELEPHANT OUT OF A FLY
UNLESS A THUNDER BURSTS OUT, A MAN DOESN’T INTERSECT
Пофиксил
YET
MINET
THE CLOCK IS TICKING
GAPS BETWEEN THE TEETH HAPPEN FOR SUCH JOKES
THAT'S A YURI'S DAY FOR YOU, GRANDMA
HOPE FOR THE GOD'S HELP, BUT DON'T FUCK UP YOURSELF
ACCORDING TO THE ARCHIMEDE'S LAW, ONE SHOULD GO FOR A SLEEP AFTER A NOURISHING DINNER
RIPPED THREE ACCORDEONS ON MY MOTHER-IN-LAW'S FUNERAL
GOT LOST BETWEEN THREE PINES
WORK ISN'T A WOLF. IT WON'T RUN AWAY INTO A FOREST
ithought about a needle in a haystack, but it exists in english, so it won't be a WSRATY TRANSLATION
YOU CAN'T PUT OUT WITH AN AXE SOMETHING THAT WAS WRITTEN WITH A QUILL
IT IS WRITTEN ON A WATER WITH A PITCHFORK
FAGGOT'S ANSWER
PLEASE, SAY "THREE HUNDREED"
HOW SELF?
@
LIKE A SUPERMARKET
300, WHAT'S THE TRICK?
SUCK FROM TRACTOR DRIVER
JOB ISNT WOLF - WILL NOT OUTRUN TO FOREST
SUCK A TRACKTOR DRIVER'S DICK!
A GREEDY PERSON
@
A PEICE OF BEEF
@
A TURKISH DRUM
fixed you
IS DROPPED ON THE FLOOR AND NOBODY WANTS TO EAT IT
LIFE’S HINGING ON A THREAD @ THINKS ABOUT PROFIT
NOT HE WHO’S GOT A LOT OF GOODS IS RICH @
BUT HE WHO’S WIFE IS LOYAL
HUSBAND TO TVER @ WIFE TO THE DOOR
TAKE A BURDEN BY YOURSELF @ NOT TO FALL AT WALKING
YOU LIKE HONEY @ YOU WANT TO LIKE COLD
NOT HE WHO’S GOT A LOT OF GOODS IS RICH @
BUT HE WHO’S WIFE IS LOYAL
HUSBAND TO TVER @ WIFE TO THE DOOR
TAKE A BURDEN BY YOURSELF @ NOT TO FALL AT WALKING
YOU LIKE HONEY @ YOU WANT TO LIKE COLD
>туркиш трум
??? Шо
IMPOSSIBLE TO COCK PORIGE WITH YOU
SIEBI OTSYUDA
JOB IS NOT DICK, IT WILL BE UNFINISHED 100 YEARS
Загуглил, зажравшийся
Сам поридж
(Чат, это правда, что ДС-киды говорят "турецкий барабан", а не "солёный огурец"?)
PRO
PORIDGE TOGE ZAGUGLIRUY
THE ONE IN THE MIDDLE WILL MARRY PIG
Самофикс
>сам поридж
С тобой тоже пориджа не сваришь не cock кста, а cook
STONE SCISORS PAPER THREE BUM
ПЕРВЫЙ - ХУДШИЙ
ВТОРОЙ - ЛУЧШИЙ
У ТРЕТЬЕГО НА ГРУДИ РАСТУТ ВОЛОСЫ
CANCER
> KHOKHOL
COCKHOLE
repaired
ПОЗЖЕ, АЛЛИГАТОР
>ЭТИ ОРЕХИ
>ПОЙМАЛИ ИХ!
Мявкнул
BE SIMPLER
@
AND PEOPLE WILL STRETCH TO YOU
@
AND PEOPLE WILL STRETCH TO YOU
Как вы все делаете?
RIDDLE.
MAY BE COLD, MAY BE HOT, MAY BE HANGIND, BUT NOW STANDING, I WILL NAME THREE LETTERS, IN THE MIDDLE IS A LETTER U. WHAT IS IT?
MAY BE COLD, MAY BE HOT, MAY BE HANGIND, BUT NOW STANDING, I WILL NAME THREE LETTERS, IN THE MIDDLE IS A LETTER U. WHAT IS IT?
Автор, поясни дебилу за панчлайн
shoWer
DUCK
WHO WAKES UP EARLIER
@
IS GIVEN BY GOD
@
IS GIVEN BY GOD
DON’T YAWN
@
A FLY FLIES IN
DON’T WHISTLE
@
GET NO MONEY
@
A FLY FLIES IN
DON’T WHISTLE
@
GET NO MONEY
First is the worst, Second is the best, Third is the one with the hairy chest.
they say AN EMPTY CHOCOLATE BAR
IF YOU ARE AN IDIOT, YOU ARE SLEEPING WELL
HOW MANY SUMMERS
@
HOW MANY WINTERS
@
HOW MANY WINTERS
PRISON IS NOT A DICK
JUST SIT AND CHILL
JUST SIT AND CHILL
Thank you, Anon.
Abu bless my post mother fucked
DIVIDED FLYES AND MEATBALLS
THERE ARE NO TRUTH IN LEGS
FORK INTO THE EYE OR ONCE TO THE ASS
NOW YOU
IT THUNDERS, BUSHES SHAKE. WHAT DO THEY DO THERE?
WE’LL SOAK THEM IN THE TOILET
ITS ANSWER OF FAGGOT
FUCK?
EVERYTHING IS DONE ACCORDING TO THE PRINCIPLE OF STEWED FRUIT
WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THREE-DIGIT NUMBERS
НЕЗНАКОМЫЙ ОПАСНЫЙ
THERE’S NO MONEY
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BUT YOU HOLD
LEFTOVERS ARE DELICIOUS
BUY AN ELEPHANT
TO COUGH LITTLE QUESTIONS
YOU DON'T SPOIL MY STORY! THERE WAS A BEAR SHAKING RASPBERRY!
I’M NOT GONNA ANSWER, IT’S A TRAP
PLEASED LIKE AN ELEPHANT
MONEY IS PLANNED FOR THESE PURPOSES.
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THERE IS MONEY
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING THE WAY YOU DO, JUST BUY AN ELEPHANT
THEY DIDN’T MARK THE ELEPHANT
EVERYBODY SAYS IT'S A TRAP. BUT BUY AN ELEPHANT
НЕТ БОЛИ, НЕТ ПОЛУЧЕНИЯ
YEAH. Intro my head. Nice. Thanx.
THERE'S A STATUE STANDING ON THE MOUNTAIN. IT DOESN'T HAVE A...
EYES?
PENIS?
НЕТ ДЕНЕГ, НЕТ МЁДА
Случайно ссылку кинул
DON'T BREAK MY STORY, THE STATUE DOESN'T HAVE EYES
IT IS STATUE STANDING IN THE RAYS OF DAWN
BUT INSTEA OF COCK IT HAS GRENADE
HEY, /B/, AWNSER MY RIDDLE!
PEAR IS HANGING, CAN'T BE EATEN
What is it?
GUYS, JOKE:
A MAN BOUGHT A HAT
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IT FITS JUST WELL
A MAN BOUGHT A HAT
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IT FITS JUST WELL
SEVEN NURSES HAVE A KID WITH NO EYE
JUMP ON LIKE A WILD SWINE
EVERYDAY GRENADE?
AUNT GRUSHA HANGED HERSELF
OH, OH, I'VE GOT AN EVEN BETTER ONE!
A BEAR WAKS IN THE FOREST, SEES BURNING A CAR
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SAT INSIDE AND BURNED ALIVE
A BEAR WAS WALKING IN THE FOREST
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SAW A BURNING CAR
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GOT INTO AND BURNED OUT
YOU OWE ME A CANDY
haha
FOOLS' THOUGHTS CONVERGE
АЛЬФА МУЖЧИНА КУПЛЕННЫЙ ОДНА ШАПКА
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ЭТО СООТВЕТСТВУЕТ ТОЛЬКО ЛИШЬ СКВАЖИНЕ
Because fu you.
РАЗУМ УЛЬЯ
STARES AS A RAM AT A NEW GATE
NOT SERVED
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NOT A MAN
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NOT A MAN
LIVED FUNNY, DIED SINFUL
CHASE TWO BUNNIES
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CATCH NEITHER
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CATCH NEITHER
GRAB YOURSELF IN THE HANDS
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COLLECT YOURSELF, CLOTH
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COLLECT YOURSELF, CLOTH
Сука что же ты делаешь?!
SCREAM HIGHER THAN MOUNTAINS
ЛУЧШЕ ТЕБЕ СОБРАТЬ СВОЁ ДЕРЬМО ВМЕСТЕ, МУЖИК
and one more
you guys make A PAIR - LIKE TWO BOOTS
YOU TWO ARE JUST UNSPILL-WATER!
AND CARESS HER ANAL LIPS
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AND FUMBLE HER CLITOR
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SO U GOT IT
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AND FUMBLE HER CLITOR
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SO U GOT IT
GET STARTED FOR HEALTH FINISH FOR SLEEPING
THERE COULD BE ANY WOMAN - SHE IS FUCKED ANYWAY
TWO ACROBATIC BROTHERS
A HUSBAND AND A WIFE — ONE SATAN
ЛЕГКИЙ ГОРОХОВЫЙ ЛИМОН ВЫЖАТЬ
I CAN SHIT WITH MY SWEATER ON
HERE IS ANOTHER ONE
HAIRY HEAD DILEFULLY FLIES IN THE MOUTH
What is it?
не понял .__.
Ну ё-моё, понять это выражение проще пареной репы
DICK!
._______. я тупой, помоги
Да как два пальца! easy peasy lemon squeezy
отоночё.... Спасибо, двач просветительский
A SOUP
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FROM SEVEN DICKHEADS
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FROM SEVEN DICKHEADS
and one more
HAIR, HAIR AND A SAUSAGE IN THE MIDDLE
PENIS?
It's a toothbrush, dummy
A SOUP RATATOUILLE
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A WATER AROUND, AND A DICK IN THE MIDDLE
Yeah, kinda
GUYS GUYS!
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SAY "THREE HUNDRED!"
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THREE HUNDRED, BUT WHAT'S THE TRICK?
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SUCK THE TRACTOR'S DRIVER DICK!
CHICKEN IS NOT A BIRD WOMAN IS NOT A MAN
SAY 'GARAGE'
Garage
CHICKEN IS NOT A BIRD, BULGARIA IS NOT ABROAD
SIX OF THEM ARE CHOPPED AND SEVENTH IS THROWN AS IS
OLDS ARE HERE
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I'M CALM
R LIKE ROUBLE
SAY "ROCKET"
IN THE NATURE
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GODFATHER AT THE PROSECUTOR’S
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GODFATHER AT THE PROSECUTOR’S
TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND GO TO A BEACH
ёр дад из а манагер оф тойлет
HUSBAND
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ATE A LOT OF PEARS
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ATE A LOT OF PEARS
RAFIK IS NOT GUILTY AT ALL
CHOCOLATE IS NOT GUILTY AT ALL
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SHIT HAPPEND, BAD LUCK
BOY WAS WALKING TOWARDS SUCCESS
KID TO SUCCESS WAS WALKING
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HE IS NOT FORTUNATE SON
> HE IS NOT FORTUNATE SON
IT AIN'T ME
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IT AIN'T ME
> POOK
Watson (W) asks Holmes (H): "H., what is a nuance?"
H: - Take off your pants, W., I'll show you.
W. is a little perplexed, but takes off his pants.
H. comes up from behind and shoves him something into somewhere, and sais:
- Look, W. It seems that you have a dick in the ass and I have a dick in the ass... But! There is one nuance ...
H: - Take off your pants, W., I'll show you.
W. is a little perplexed, but takes off his pants.
H. comes up from behind and shoves him something into somewhere, and sais:
- Look, W. It seems that you have a dick in the ass and I have a dick in the ass... But! There is one nuance ...
OVEREVERYTHING PIGGYCARP!
WE PAINTED YOU SUCH A FRAME
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EDUCATED
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REVOLUTIONARY
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EDUCATED
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REVOLUTIONARY
THERE, IN THE FREEDOM, THE LAW IS COPS'
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AND HERE OURS. THIEVES'
WELCOME TO OUR SHACK
PISTON, MAKE A TV A LITTLE BIT LOUDER!
WINTER, SUMMER, YEAR IS GONE
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FOUR EASTERS AND BACK HOME
HE HANGED HIMSELF!
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YOU FAILED TO MAKE HIM A FAGGOT!
I CANNOT WORK
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I’M SICK
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGHHHAAAA HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA
BIIIIIIIITCH
BIIIIIIIITCH
I HAVE FREAKIN ENOUGH OF YOUR STORIES ALLREADY
ONE STORY IS BETTER THEN ANOTHER
ABOUT SHIT FUCK CUM
ONE STORY IS BETTER THEN ANOTHER
ABOUT SHIT FUCK CUM
WAKE UP, BRO
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DID YOU SLEEP WELL?
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DID YOU SLEEP WELL?
WHERE BORN, THERE AND DEAD
WHY WIPE YOUR ASS IF YOU SHIT AGAIN TOMORROW
TELL ME, AMERICAN, WHERE IS THE STRENGTH? SO, YOU THINK IT'S IN MONEY. MY BROTHER TELLS ME IT’S IN MONEY AS WELL. BUT I THINK IT’S IN THE TRUTH, AND WHOEVER HAS MORE TRUTH IS STRONGER
ON EACH CUNNING ASS THERE IS SCREW-DICK
ONCE IN YEAR AND STICK IS SHOOTING
ON EACH SCREW-DICK IS AN ASS WITH BACKSTREETS
FOR FREE IS EVEN VINEGAR SWEET
SECURE YOUR HONOR FRON YOUTH
AN UNINVITED GUEST IS WORSE THAN A TATAR
LOVE IS NOT POTATO, CANT THROW IT AWAN IN WINDOW
EVENINGS ON THE FARM NEAR DIKANKA
альсо теперь это еще названий отечественных фильмов на ангельском
альсо теперь это еще названий отечественных фильмов на ангельском
DIAMOND ARM
DO NOT COUNT YOUR CHICKENS BEFORE THEY ARE HATCHED
THEY COUNT CHICKS IN AUTUMN
ASS ISNT PAPER
COCK ISNT PEN
COCK ISNT PEN
WEAR WEAR ON YOURSELF TO DON'T FALL WHEN WALKING
WHEN YOU FUCKED WHAT WAS WRITTEN ON YOUR ASS?
AN ASS IS NO PAPER
A DICK IS NO PENCIL
WITH A FORK IN THE EYE OR IN THE ASS?
I DON’T SEE ANY ONE-EYED HERE
YOU ARE FLYING ON A PARACHUTE, ON THE RIGHT IS A FOREST OF DUCKS, ON THE LEFT IS A SEA OF THE SHIT. WHERE ARE YOU GOING TO SIT?
SIMPLER THAN STEAMED TURNIP
GOD IS NOT SILENT SEES A LITTLE
EVERY FOREST HAS A GLADE
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EVERY SEA HAS AN ISLAND
THE SWALLOW BEGINS SPRING, THE NIGHTINGALE CUMS.
WILL YOU GIVE IT TO YOUR ASS OR WILL YOU SELL IT TO YOUR MOTHER?
WILL YOU GIVE IT TO YOUR ASS OR WILL YOU SELL IT TO YOUR MOTHER?
STAND UP WITH FIRST COCKS
>CUMS
ASS IS NOT GIVEN
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MOTHER IS NOT FOR SALE
Аноны, пилим перекат?
Кадавр и Друже одобряют
WHAT DO YOUR EAT - TABLE SOAP OR BREAD WITH PARACHUTE?
SAW
SUMMER - SUPPLIES, AND WINTER - PICK
AND THEY ALSO SAY THAT CHICKENS ARE MILKED IN MOSCOW.
ROLL OVER
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ROLL OVER
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